Once upon a time in a glaxaxy far far away…. lets cut the **** folks there is a wee “toon” in Scotland called Greenock, now this used to be a decent industrial spot, the promenades beautiful, the flowers, the people, the conversation, then one day……”Aright there hen pass us over the bucky!” Horror followed as […]
Category: Scotland
The worst places to live in Scotland
Mayfield in Scotland is like the seventh circle of Dante’s hell
Well, a bit of history is required first, methinks. Mayfield, just south of Dalkeith, nestles between the A68 and the A7 south. It was originally built, in the sixties, as overspill housing for the colliery workers of nearby Newtongrange, as well as to provide the workforce for a small but relatively successful industrial estate. Sadly, […]
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ABERDEEEEEEEEEN
I am soo surprised Aberdeen has not had a previous mention so here goes! On entering Aberdeen you would think the ***** (or bams as we like to call them) have not quite taken over the city centre ..yet. In thinking this you would be badly mistaken. Take a walk to a number 17 or […]
East Kilbride
South Lanarkshire, as a district, arguably constitutes the biggest geographical area inhabited, almost exclusively, by *****. Nevertheless, East Kilbride is the hub of South Lanarkshire and by this reasoning probably represents an international crime ridden epicentre. A government stimulated 1950s ‘new town’ (similar to Cumbernauld), East Kilbride represents all that is wrong with artificial urban […]
Aberdeen
Aberdeen, is a good city except the couple of **** around!!!! They hang about McDonalds 24/7 standing there with a *** ******* out their mouths eye up all the bits of stuff going past. It’s like, you’re gonna pull looking like that aren’t you! They also hang out at this place where they play pool […]
Dundee – just say no..
Despite investment and Universities, it’s reassuring to know that the **** gene puddle remains intact. The town centre is a selection of shopping centres, and pedestrianised areas where ***** are getting ever more obnoxious in their attempts to provoke passers by into an argument and/or fight.When young, they congregate outside MacDonalds where wispy upper-lipped ******* […]
Reasons why I will never return to Glasgow
Scotland. Anyone who has dared to venture there will agree with me in saying it’s one of the strangest places on earth. I played a gig there and what I found may distress and permenantly leave you in a state of bloody hatred and/or fear. Outside the pub we played in were a group of […]
What a complete and utter sh*tehole Stirling is…
What a complete and utter ********* Stirling is. Awarded City status by the Queen in 2003, that doesn’t stop this from being a Chavtown, in fact, it rather makes it even more of an attraction for the ****** ********. First off , there’s the ubiquitous McDonald’s full of **** – here you can quite commonly […]
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