"I cannot believe that on a site dedicated to the ****, no mention is made of Scotland’s second city: Glasgow. A city that represents the very cradle of life for the Scottish Ned, when it comes to unattractive social behaviour; what Glasgow is to Scotland, the USA is to the rest of the world. Nedism […]
Category: Scotland
The worst places to live in Scotland
Inverurie
Inverurie is essentially a nice little rural town on the banks of the river Don, just up the road from Aberdeen. It has alot to offer; the people are friendly, the shops are pretty good, the parks are pleasant enough…..but has some twisted mastermind organised a **** breeding programme in this town? The place is […]
Kirkcaldy
Located in the lovely Kingdom of Fife this is a sorry example of a town compared to its largest neighbours the Ancient Capital of Scotland Dunfermline and Planned New Town Glenrothes. The pathetic excuse for a High Street- run down with **** shops and schemey indoor shopping malls the Mercat and the Postings. The beach […]
Forres (quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam)
From Grant Parks famous ‘piv’ and roots down to the Riverslea of Pilmuir, Forres remains a must visit destination for ***** of all nationalities. Seen as somewhat of a Mecca for the modern ****, this smallish town near the Moray coast has for years basked in the not undeserved title of ‘drugs capital of the […]
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Falkirk is definitely the ned capital of Scotland
Being brought up in Falkirk most of my life (till the grand old age of 28) I never before noticed a ned… till my recent visit back to the twilight zone. I stumbled across ned after ned, the only thing that saved me being permanently blinded by all there cheap and tacky bling was my […]
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BONNYRIGG
****** towns have one definitive feature: The town character. The trampy/pervy/scary or just plain weird person whom everyone in the town knows, by sight if not by name. Bonnyrigg has TWO of these. A 50-something year old man with the mental age of around 10 called Jimmy whom everyone in Bonnyrigg knows works at the […]
Bathgate, A pleasant sounding place? Don’t be fooled
Living and going to school in Bathgate there is no getting away from it. **** ARE EVERYWHERE!!! Perhaps one of the worst infected areas is Boghall. Yes Boghall. A pleasant sounding place? Don’t be fooled by it’s pleasant name. This place is a real ********. I’m convinced the water is infected in a CABIN FEVER […]
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Galashiels
Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]
Buckie
The Little fishing town in Scotland where it is unsure if the strong pungent stench of fish is from the fish market or the little minging chaving females that stay there and for an extra £ 1 they will take out their false teeth to give head. The average age of new mothers at the […]
Galashiels
Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]
Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers
Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]
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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld
Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]
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