Musselburgh – quite pretty but knuckle dragging!

Is Musselburgh a nice place to live or is Musselburgh rough?

Musselburgh is a town of some twenty odd ( very odd ) thousand ‘people’ which borders Edinburgh and East Lothian. The problem with Musselburgh is its inhabitants, who are largely ( but not wholly ) utterly awful. How one wee town has managed to create so many simpletons is one of life’s great mysteries. From […]

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The Honest Travel Guide to Edinburgh

Is Edinburgh a nice place to live or is Edinburgh rough?

The centre of Edinburgh functions as a Scottish themed Disney land tourist trap, serving up popular Scottish myths. Having no other value than fleecing foreign tourists, there are 5 B&Bs, 2 youth hostels and a hotel on every street with a ready supply of bullshit and marketing this became the sole industry of the city. […]

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Wishaw, what an absolute sh*thole this place is!

Is Wishaw a nice place to live or is Wishaw rough?

What an absolute **** hole this place is!! I had the upmost misfortune to grow up in this Ned/drug dealing/*******/benefit seeking little ********.. Apart from its hospital, Wishaw has not seen much new development in the last few years, although thank **** there is a hospital so close to the neighbouring sess pits of craigneuk, […]

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Perth, not the Fairest of them all

Is Perth a nice place to live or is Perth rough?

Perth has been known as the Fair City, this may always have been based on dodgy evidence, but has now become an utter breach of trades description. Dull beyond belief, Perth has over 75% of its population aged over 70. This in itself is not necessarily a problem, but when you add into that the […]

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Aberdeen has the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU (so I’m told)

Is Aberdeen a nice place to live or is Aberdeen rough?

With the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU, (so I’m told) Aberdeen has a lot of hot spots for *****.  There are some amagingly nice (pretentious) places in a few confined areas that are desired by the majority, but the true **** test is when you get inverted snobbery, when the ***** never even […]

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Inverness, Scotland, rough as boar’s muck and twice as disgusting

Is Inverness a nice place to live or is Inverness rough?

Inverness may appear to be a bustling, sophisticated city tucked waaaaaay up north in Scotland, and during the day you might be right but once night falls during the week or more obviously the weekend “**** get’s real” to use the parlance of the “town eh”. There are 2 distinct types of breed to be […]

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Carstairs

If ever there is a place the muslims could blow themselves up and do some good at the same time is Carstairs, apart from the nut house state hospital, this place is probably the most god forsaken cowpat on the face of the earth, it is a village in 3 parts so not really a […]

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SHETLAND/CHAVLAND

Shetland is the worst place to live as you are not only surrounded by ***** but also nothingness, i wouldnt touch thi island with a 100 mile stick attached to a bio-suit. there is nothingness and *****, lovely. you will lose you wallet, man hood and dignity do not enter at any costs. […]

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Catrine, the village of the damned

Is Catrine a nice place to live or is Catrine rough?

A small village near Kilmarnock, – a town which in itself deserves an article in this web site – Catrine sees itself as an ‘historic mill town’. This may be true but it is not an accurate description of the village. Catrine is a ned town (the word ‘ned’, is the Scottish equivalent of the […]

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Eyemouth

About Eyemoutheyemouth is a large fishing town on th east coast about 40 mins dwn th road from edinburgh. it is wel known for its caravan site as ther are hundreds of tourists visit evry year! **** CityEyemouth is known for its *****,, standin around th streets with a joint in one hand and a can […]

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