The worst places to live in North West England
Bolton itself is a dump. The best businesses are leaving or have left. Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene. The usual benefits ********** are to be found pushing expensive prams while speaking their own language, which could be one of […]
Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts and you will be lucky if you can emerge from a simple children’s playground with your spinal cord intact. Seriously though, Skelmersdale is perhaps one of the worst towns in Britain. This is because you have your three major areas. […]
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I saw a post stating that Burscough was the ****** capital of England. Well, my friend, I present to you Lathom. Not just the ****** capital of England, Christ no, but the ****** capital of the ******* world. About 50 people actually live there, and all of them are at least second cousins if not […]
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I am entitled to every statement I am about to make regarding this city as my parents are born and bred scousers, which therefore makes me . . gulp . . . a second generation scouser. Fortunately I have not even a hint of the accent, and for this I am eternally thankful (although the […]
If you hate life and have lots of money then Mawdesley is the place for you. Most normal human-beings are forced to live in socially isolated, lifeless depressing ****** sh*tholes against their will, and most normal rich people chose to live in nice places – Mawdesley turns this logic on it’s head. Mawdesley is literally […]
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Failsworth a Town of two tales, one of hard working individuals and the other of Lazy ****** child production line pond life, where the only job people have had, is going to the job centre to Sign On. A place where some people will go to great lengths to not pay the 5p bag charge, […]
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Wavertree. A district of two halves, depending on whether you live near Smithdown Road or Picton Road, that is split down the middle by Lawrence road, a sort of melting pot for lots of people that don’t to speak english, and have no desire to learn to. Having spent the last thirty years in Wavertree […]
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You’ve seen the film ‘You, Me and Marley’? If not, it’s set in trouble torn Belfast and specifically a terrorist controlled, nationalist ghetto with no respect for law and order on its streets. Well, the film makers decided Sholver was the perfect setting for this film. No, seriously. Sholver is essentially a giant council estate […]
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Earby is a small town / village in the district of Pendle which is part of Lancashire but confusingly Pendle is regarded as the West Riding of Yorkshire (became part of Lancashire due to historic border changes) So what’s it like to live in this village? Well Lancashire boasts about its friendly hospitality, not the […]
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Stretford is a place that is a Mecca for ***** and scallies. They’re dressed in the typical scally uniform of trainers, trackies and a snap back hat. they’re pockets are filled with the latest skunk weed that smells like cow piss and cat piss mixed in with giraffe piss. They’re usually walking around with this […]
Having read articles on Hull, Sheffield, Bradford, Leeds and Middlesbrough, I think that it’s about time to redress the balance. For the uninitiated, in 1979 a new Prime Minister was elected in the UK. Immediately she set about doing what her party did best. And she was best at it out of all of them. […]
Normanton is just one of those places where people clearly don’t feel proud to live. From spoiled 9 year olds with iPhones, who probably know more swear words than you to teenagers demoralising you as you walk past – the people are clearly a large contributing factor. The high school of Normanton received a bad […]
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