Chorley the **** crack of Satan’s drug dealer

Is Chorley a nice place to live or is Chorley rough?

After arriving in Chorley in 1980 my life became a depressed mountain of misery and boredom. The once thriving nightlife now reduced to a few stinking scabby pubs and some stupid so called micro bars that sell ridiculously overpriced cat piss. If your unlucky enough to find one of the festering dives that have live […]

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Maryport: The Anti-Social Landfill of Europe

Is Maryport a nice place to live or is Maryport rough?

If for whatever reason you should visit this rotting corpse of a harbour town – presumably for the go kart tracks or the aquarium – you should know that any poor soul who strays into the feral residential areas is presumed dead until seen again. During your visit should be able to enjoy the cobbled […]

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Shaw, as annoying as an improperly wiped backside

Is Shaw a nice place to live or is Shaw rough?

What can I say about Shaw that has not already been so accurately written by my fellow wordsmiths? Well, here goes! I have lived is Shaw my entire life. I have worked on building sites, fenced stolen and counterfeit goods, dealt cocaine and had numerous affairs with the females of this town. I left my […]

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Withington, Manchester – The area that we all just gave up on

Is Withington a nice place to live or is Withington rough?

I’ve lived in Withington my whole life and wouldn’t wish living here on my worst enemy. Crackheads, winos, *****, the lot. It’s a place where your neighbour has slept with everyone that you know, where 13 year olds chat up middle aged women. It’s a place where you can’t get a pasty in peace. During […]

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The diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley

Is Mawdesley a nice place to live or is Mawdesley rough?

Six miles outside of Latham is the diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley. It’s like Latham only with that sense of despair, alienation, sensory deprivation, incest and morbid depression cranked up to 11. Just like Latham incest and genetically inherited disorders are seen as a badge of pride and something “cool”. Things like a […]

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Harpurhey – You don’t have to smoke spice to live here, but it helps

Is Harpurhey a nice place to live or is Harpurhey rough?

When me mam told me we were moving to Harpurhey in 2002, I was devastated. When she showed me the estate we were going to move on to I tried to throw myself under the 52 bus. Unfortunately it never turned up on time, I don’t think it ever has since. Here lies the problems […]

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Blackburn – Dear oh dear me

Is Blackburn a nice place to live or is Blackburn rough?

What can I say about the town I live in except dear oh dear me. 20 years ago at least Blackburn had a town centre and a nightlife to escape to from the grotty streets and weed smoking smackheads who have never done a days graft in their life…take note Shadsworth and Highercroft wannabe hard […]

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Kendal – Cumbria’s knock off Lancaster

Is Kendal a nice place to live or is Kendal rough?

Looking for a place that’s got drugs and drunks out in the street at 2 am on Saturday morning? Then this **** town is the place. It’s also got similarities to Lancaster in Lancashire, but Cumbria didn’t have the funding to make an exact copy, so they made it smaller, added ****** knock offs of […]

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Blackpool – Probably Britain’s Worst Place

Is Blackpool a nice place to live or is Blackpool rough?

I have lived in some godforsaken places in my time but Blackpool really takes the biscuit. When I was a kid, it was a great place to visit – it honestly was. Now, it is a Third World hellhole populated by *****, ******* and other dodgy types. One in four of the town’s population is […]

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Accrington: The Chernobyl of the North West

Is Accrington a nice place to live or is Accrington rough?

There is an old saying that “they don’t build slums”; and it is very true, but when you look at a town like Accrington you can certainly see why it is not just the people that are at fault. It is no exaggeration to say that the public areas of Accrington are maintained to a […]

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Bolton… beyond the term “dreadful”

Is Bolton a nice place to live or is Bolton rough?

I luckily don’t live hereabout, but have been coming to see someone weekly over the last four years in this place called Bolton. I consider myself quite well travelled both in this country and abroad. I have witnessed some appalling places and sights in my 58 years, but with hand on heart, I have to […]

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Bury: a difficult place to like

Is Bury a nice place to live or is Bury rough?

I lived in Bury from 2014 to 2017 and it was a real eye opener. Bury has its own perfume – Eau de Weed which is particularly noticeable between the Spotted Cow and the Old Crow on Bell Lane. These two pubs host their own live shows every Thursday to Sunday – ‘Night of the […]

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