The chava population of hartlepool well we call them chores round here in this town the chores don’t just stick to trademark chava clothing they mix their fred perry jumpers and nike air max trianers with jeans, which dosent exactly mark them out as a across the board chava, Hartlepool must be covered in chavas […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
The Wirral (Birkenhead)
The Wirral, to what all scousers believe is a pleasant and green land over the river mersey, away from all the **** of the universe! well think again! Unfortunately, i happen to live on the wirral, but i live in one of the ‘nicer’ parts, a small village with parks etc and nice semi-detached houses […]
Stockport
I’d like to nominate Stockport as the chaviest place in the entire world, and have the town’s name changed to ‘Rockport’. It says a lot about the culture of the people of your home town, when your cultural hotspot isn’t a museum, park, art gallery or even cafe/bar, but a McDonald’s Drive-Thru. *****, or scalls […]
Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)
Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]
Wigan, part 2.
If you thought the town centre was bad, nothing can prepare you for the horror of the surrounding areas where the ***** rule with a soverign-ring-covered fist. Three places in particular should be avoided at all costs if possible; first on the list is Norley Hall. For the asylum seekers brave enough to live in […]
Wigan, part 2.
If you thought the town centre was bad, nothing can prepare you for the horror of the surrounding areas where the ***** rule with a soverign-ring-covered fist. Three places in particular should be avoided at all costs if possible; first on the list is Norley Hall. For the asylum seekers brave enough to live in […]
Middlesbrough
Where to start… Go to any estate, any area of Middlesbrough and you will find 70% of the residents are complete *****.. Some of the more popular **** areas are: Hemlington Linthorpe The avenue Whinney (Bronx) Banks Lets take Hemlington to start with, Was once a nice place, with lovly resident, it even had a […]
Hexham, Northumberland, Satan’s forsaken dross hole
I have had to add a SECOND town in our growing list of satan forsaken dross holes of the UK. Let me tell you about Hexham (hmm…sounded like a Stranglers song). Hexham is nestled comfortably on the A69 between my home town of Newcastle and Carlisle (both towns written about in iLiveHere). Hadrian’s Wall runs […]
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Wigan – where hell once froze over… and then it rained constantly
Wigan, to be blunt, has become a ****-******** sh*thole. Having spent 29 years (too long, I’m currently looking for a place elsewhere, but I digress…) in this dump of a town I can safely say that in the last five years or so things have gone downhill here at a terrifying speed. The town centre […]
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Kirkby
Kirkby is a definite **** hotspot. It has many facilities to entertain the *****, for instance a popular hangout with the ***** in the Dickie Lewis in the towny. There is also a Wetherspoons and the L32. All these pubs are not very inviting, and anyone who enters these dungeons should do so with extreme […]
Burnley
Burnley or Turdston as its locally known, has a joyful array of budding teenage *****, with criminal & antisocial tendencies leaning towards theft, arson & hazardous driving. The latter being performed regularly in & around the town centre car parks littered with joint ends & chip papers. Whilst the lucky few parade their boil ridden […]
Carlisle, so bad the Scots don’t want it back!
Where can a person start when talking about the all-round classiness of a place locally known as, without irony, ‘The Great Border City’? Well let me try and sell it to you: 1) – For those who find the local Aldi a bit upmarket, we have a Lidl chock to the brim with home brand […]
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