North West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Preston

I have lived here in preston all my life and at 15 its starting to hit me how many scrots live here and the amount they are multiplying. I skate and all you ever here at the moment is awwwwwww…skater boy. yeah state the obvious why dont you as you look over and see a […]

Salford

Yet another north west city I’m afraid. I was a student at Salford University for a year (failed the course so left thank goodness), and whenever you step out of the campus it’s like walking into Sarajevo. It’s the only place I know where some ***** (who hopefully have been strung up by their scrawny […]

Warrington

Warrington has a population of 200,000 and at least 40% are certified ***** with the numbers still growing. I have spent several years studying this fascinating species and can now confirm that there are two distinct groups of scally in Warrington, the natural ***** and the wannabe ***** and my detailed study is outlined below. […]

Lancaster, Lancashire

Lancaster – Once a thriving city, famous for its cotton mills as well as the wealth created by it’s Georgian status as third busiest port in England after London and Bristol. The remnance of its prosperious past can still be seen in the elegance of the buildings which are present around the central regions of […]

Whitehaven

Ah…good ol’ Whitehaven where ***** and proud mulletiers can be found to be standing side by side insulting anyone who dares to look up from the chewing gum carpet that is the pavement. Yes, we all love Whitehaven…that is why I am going to write a **** guide to a day out in the wonderful […]

Colne

Colne, famous for Wallace Hartly (the guy on the titanic i think), and for boasting the biggest paving stone in the world, wow what a place. A new boast of colne is that it actually spawned the race that is known as ****’s, colne is rife with them, driving up n down the ‘valley’ in […]

Morecambe

Morecambe. A place where the only big-name shops are Tesco, Iceland and the ever-present Argos. Take a trip through the Arndale centre (the ‘classy’ shopping arcade) and you will see all the usual **** hangouts… discount fashion, discount shoes, off licenses and sweet shops for convincing Chardonnay to go to the Post Office accross the […]

Manchester,

Benchill EstateThe hub of south manchester chavdom, Stockport can only dream, this is where mail order rules, and the **** moves house a lot! This is home to the fat **** that teararses round in an old “done up” Fiat Punto, with trade mark drain pipe masquerading as a performance exhaust. This is the place […]

manchester, clayton

ok this aint really a town, its like an estate/town…but it also happens to be the centre of all **** breeding within manchester…they come in 2 form in clayton… 1 the “CMD” no1 know wat it means but they think they are the firm and walk around wearing a black glove on there right hand(very […]

Middleton, Manchester

Welcome to Middleton, core of the **** universe within North Manchester. Here we have a special breed of **** and ********. This particular breed of gutter dwelling, fake burberry wearing council estate **** are ever so proud of their social status. Drawing in local ***** from surrounding Hollins, Boarshaw and not forgetting the lovely Langley […]

Stockton-On-Tees (or in fact any town in Teesside)

If you ever get the chance to pass by this ****** North-Eastern town then do exactly that – pass it by. Stay on the A19 and keep going until you get to Newcastle, or hot-foot it back south over the Yorkshire border, and go to York. At least then you can get a Frappucino, because […]

Houghton Le Spring (Sunderland) What can I say!

Is Houghton le Spring a nice place to live or is Houghton le Spring rough?

What can I say!!!!!!! there must be a fault in the matrix which allows, these poor misguided young people to drift from town to town, they are all the bleeding same, classless yobs, a subculture of parasitic **** existing on benefits and provie loans to finance their tredmill lives. In Houghton you see mainly the […]