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Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Preston
Preston and the towns surrounding it must be the chaviest place in the country. Wherever you look you are sure to see a gang of scallies drinking cheap cider or playing with their stolen mobile phones. Their favourite places to stand around are the bus station, mcdonalds, outside home bargins, and on the market. You […]
Clitheroe
As they said in Godzilla, size does matter. But in Clitheroe, even though it’s so, well, microscopically small, size doesn’t matter. I wish the legendary Japanese monster (or monstaaaaa in townie-speak) himself would come and destroy some of the ****-infected teenagers who hang around this otherwise (fairly) quiet, pleasant market town. No night out in […]
Macclesfield, Cheshire
Introduction In this report I have attempted to touch on some lesser known facets of the peripheral ****, as many of the common traits have been well documented by other contributions to this fine site. Background There is something about provincial towns that helps to breed a different brand of scally/****. In the case of […]
Lancaster (re-written and updated)
The last description i wrote was when i was a bit wasted before going out, so i rewrote it, only just got round to putting it up tho Enjoy!! Lancaster – once a thriving city, famous for its cotton mills, and the wealth created by its georgian port. The remnance of its prosperious past can […]
wigton, cumbria
Wigton is, upon first sight, a wonderful west cumbrian town, full of old Georgian buildings, no traffic, a wonderful place to live. wrong. west cumbria has a huge amount of *****, and wigton is no exception. my theory is, when UCB films opened that big factory, the funny smell (locally known as the wigton stench) […]
North Manchester
North of Manchester city centre lies an area Charles Darwins theory of evolution has escaped for the past 2000 years. It says a lot about the area when the Author Anthony Burgess writer of A Clockwork Orange lived and died in this area the Mecca for these idiots is harpurhey or ‘ar-pur-ay’ as it is […]
Stockport exudes awfulness
My work entails a lot of travelling around the country and I have the pleasure of spotting ***** in a variety of locations. I would have to say though that Stockport really is the pinnacle. The bloody place exudes awfulness, I first realised this about five years ago on a Friday afternoon visit. The sheer […]
Accrington (Accy or Akki)
Just thought I’d make a contribution now to the Accrington story. Recently they opened up the Accrington Superbowl. A great stroke of wisdom was that they latched the local 4-screen cinema onto the bowling alley, just besides the drive through McDonalds. The bowling/cinema complex is ran by a small number of college children from the […]
Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place between Warrington & Liverpool
Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between ****-capitals Warrington and Liverpool. Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don’t know about Chatham, but the origin of the **** in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or […]
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Crewe, Cheshire – **** Capital of the World
Once upon a time the south Cheshire town of Crewe was renowned for its position as undisputed capital of the nation’s railway industry, turning out a constant line of world-beating trains. Whilst this is now nothing more than a page in the history book, Crewe has a new product for which it is renowned – […]
Runcorn’s **** HQ:Castlefields centre-a typical day
Having read the description of Runcorn (posted 22/10) I felt I had to add a piece on the ultimate **** habitat, Castlefields centre. For those who have fortunately never been there, it seriously has to be seen to be believed. The typical **** day starts with dropping Demi-Leigh, Macauley, Saffia and Kevin Jnr at school, […]
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