The worst places to live in North West England
Ahhh sunny hartlepool, it used to be famous for just one thing; In 1700 odd the bright citizens of the town were astonished to see the wreck of a french battleship, the only survivor being the ships mascot, an african ape. Being the type of village where sleeping with your sister was the preferred way […]
Read More… from Hartlepool (Narrr like i’m goin oot on the rob)
Well, what can i say? To call Preston a **** ******** hell hole just wouldn’t do it justice. There really needs to be a new word to describe the amount of townies here. Hood **** can be spotted on practically every street corner showing off how far their trackies can be shoved into their socks […]
Ellesmere Port is a ******* toilet. Perched on the edge of the Shell Stanlow oil refinery and other associated chemical works and toxic dumping grounds, it boasts a broad selection of the most indolent, ugly & stupid inhabitants you could ever hope to see. The town centre had a McDonalds and a KFC facing each […]
Crewe didnt invent the ****, it invented the townie. Townies have been roaming Crewe since the mid 80’s and although similar to ***** they have definate differences. Townies are typical louse ******** west end scratters, no cash, parents who dont give a ****, no job. until recently they were confined mostly to the leighton park […]
Back in 1999, I went to ‘The University of Salford’ and had the misfortune of living in Castle Irwell, the Student village. What a dump. Leaky roofing, dodgy stairs, cracks in the wall, tiny beds, filthy kitchens, Jobsworth staff (a small, fat fella and a tall skinny bloke, who just screams out as being a […]
******** of a town on the outskirts of Liverpool. Gangs of ******** hang around the crumby town centre (usual sort of shops – Poundstretcher, PowerHouse, Peacocks, Yes, McDonalds, KFC, Nobles Amusements) smoking pot at all times of day. Of an evening you can have a headkickingly good time in the local pubs or flirt with […]
oh my god birkenhead the girls walk round in illuminous green kappa tracksuits with fake sovereigns angin of every finger not to mention sovereign chains there hair is gells back so tight there eyes look cat like an they allways ave two curly bits left out donwn the sides the lads are just as bad […]
with places such as 51st state (also known as scally central), liquid, maximes, walkabout and wigan pier to name a few (night clubs with under 17’s dance and r&b events) plus areas such as platt bridge, wigan park, worsley hall, hindley, worsley mesnes, stubshaw cross, atherton, ashton, ince (hr and lwr), spring view etc it […]
Assignment = Student, Duration = 4 year stretch in the Boro. Upon viewing our new residence for the next 4 years, (at uni) my girlfriend at the time exclaimed, ‘it looks just like Coronation Street’. Yeah – more like Mad Max Thunderdome Street. In the 4 years i spent there i generally saw it all. […]
Although I have searched and searched again for this beaut of a town on this site, it would seem that Burnley has not yet been found guilty of the crime of “chavness”. That is until now. Burnley must now stand up and be counted. During the day the pathetic excuse for a town centre is […]
Ashton Under Lyne has got to be in contention for the ‘birthplace of ****’. To say it is overrun by ***** is an understatement and on any outing to the shop for example, you are bound to see at least 10 ***** congregating round the entrance with their tracky bottoms tucked into their fake buberry […]
I know a couple of other people have made posts about Accrington, but I thought I’d add some aspects which haven’t been mentioned. Being stuck in the town because of work commitments, I envy people who say they used to live here but moved away, and can laughingly give a loveable account after they came […]
