Lowton is situated just off the east lancs road and close to the m6.Basically its the road to Leigh… “Leigh: the armpit of the northwest. The bedpan of the nation. roll up, roll up, see the whordes of **** ******** who roam the streets like a plague of filthy ******. Oops, did I say ‘like’?” […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Clayton-Le-Moors
Clayton………..Clayton………….Clayton, i cant believe the overpopulation of townies(*****) in this stupidassed place. I know what your thinking, “thats what all these towns say”, all the other towns were greatly mistaken. Clayton is the heaven for townies. The nearby townie flooded area of Accrington is like living in the place where townies sleep…whereas Clayton is the […]
Haydock
Haydock is full of ****** *****, trying to determine where they hang out is really quite difficult as the will keep changing the holes which they congregate in. haydock is well know for being a **** hole, every mosher swedy etc. is at risk of a beating by ***** because each corner you turn here […]
liverpool
few years ago i managed to travel abroard to work in benidorm,spain. hoping to leave liverpool capital of *****.when i arrived i realised i had only arrived in a **** COLLONY. This **** stronghold has ***** ov all ages and areas that the average trisha show would be proud of. on discussion with the security […]
Leigh
Where do I begin?? Leigh: the armpit of the northwest. The bedpan of the nation. roll up, roll up, see the whordes of **** ******** who roam the streets like a plague of filthy ******. Oops, did I say ‘like’? I hate *****, obviously. The town I live in is about 20 mins away from […]
Skelmersdale
The rotting tomato of the world that is Skem, most notably its ridiculously overchavved shopping centre. […]
Stalybridge
Welcome to the bright lights of East Manchester, otherwise known as Staleh Vegas by the locals. This is due to the unusual initiative shown by the local council whereby any new commercial premises must be licensed by law. The laughable attempts to introduce a ‘cafe’ society extend as far as opening up the Huddersfield canal […]
Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned this place yet – once an independent town, it has now been subsumed into the Liverpool metropolis – and its ***** are as (if not more) fearsome than those in real Liverpool. A few years ago I had the dubious pleasure of working in the Bootle dole […]
Read More… from Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else
Bedlington
Ok. This actually includes Stakeford and Ashington also. In Bedlington the ***** like to hang around the bus stop in Bedlington station, next to Walter Wilsons. There you find two park benches that the ***** love to sit on, there are infact FIVE benches but it must be something about these two because on average […]
ashton in makerfild
oh my god the worst bit of ashton in that the cahvs call it ash vegas like its some kind of glitz and glam instead its more like an inbread town full young *****. it started off all right (well when compered to other more chavish town like wigan or st helens) then they opened […]
Preston, England’s Newest Sh*tty
Preston, a town with a fine history. The place of the Guild Festival. The birthplace of such luminaries as John ‘I’m Free’ Inman and Nick ‘Wallace and Gromit’ Park. Set in the heart of beautiful Lancashire it is a place surrounded by green hills and sparkling rivers. But what’s this? Glancing through my ****-O-Scope I […]
Runcorn (cheshire)
And it could have been such a nice day out… […]
