Wigan

Wigan! the north-wests capital for *****! you find them everywhere usually ******* about on some street corner in Hindley. the young ***** ususally have their week planned out the same. monday-buy their cigs for the week (the older ***** go in the shop for them because the younger ones cant get served) Tuesday-meet up with […]

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Mytholmroyd

One upon a time in Calderdale there was a peaceful little village, which went by the name of Mytholmroyd. Everybody was friendly and everybody knew each other. The old folks bless them, could walk their dogs without any fear of somebody stopping them and asking either for bus fare or 20p. The rolling countryside of […]

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West Drayton

West Drayton…….oh yes you get a face full of ********* even when you approach the perimeters of the area! small hints of burberry and reebok classics can be seen along with the rumble of bass from a collaped out nova!! Also see “Hayes” review! as west Drayton is its big brother!! I dont know quite […]

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Middlewich

Middlewich used to be one of those towns full of old people who were there for the peace and quiet, and young couples with small children who wanted them to grow up in a nice area. Well, the children did grow up in a nice area. In fact, they liked it so much, they wanted […]

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Chorlton-***-Hardy

Chorlton is relatively a decent area. It encompasses Beech road, with its trendy boutiques and bars attracting the ‘right’ folk and its large Victorian houses with an eclectic mixture of artists, professors and young professionals for their residents. But all suburbs, unless it’s Chelsea, have thier murky lagoons that are the sink estates and the […]

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Hillsborough

I’llsborough (as we’d call it ere in sheffas) is the greatest **** hangout in Sheffield. It attracts young scallies, who like to sit outiside chatanooga pizza’s with a ***- shaking with a niccy rush- dropping greasy fries all over the wet pavement. If u go ”down the ball” u will see ***** at their best- […]

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Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town

Is Winsford a nice place to live or is Winsford rough?

I’ve lived in Winsford all my life, and apparently according to my parents it was once a nice, peaceful, prosperous town. But as with most towns, it has became infected.  Several council estates were built, there are three all around my cul-de-sac. One ironically called ‘Mount Pleasant’ nicknamed ‘Mounty’ by the local *****. Another called […]

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Featherstone

ahh, once a thriving mining town in west yorkshire, Featherstone captured the hearts of many, with its small yet successful rugby league club and its busy market days, it once was a great place to live. Until the **** invasion Featherstone (Fev to the *****) was a great place to live and grow up. However […]

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Cleator Moor

Cleator Moor is the most ****** town in Cumbria. It is like most **** towns in that it has a market square (the market being Biddle’s Meat van on Friday’s), four shops and a rough-looking pub on every corner. When the sleeveless-vest-in-Winter boys aren’t driving their Vauxhall Corsa’s they spend time with their families by […]

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