This a beautiful market town in rural Lancashire, at least on the surface. By night time, it is a **** hotpot of in-breds, ***** and ******* all battling it out on the quaint streets. The vilest hang outs are often those that think they’re posh. The Emporium is one of those. It’s a tasteless early […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Middleton
The sunny town of Middleton has developed a rather special breed of ****. The population are the ******* descendants of some of the worst ****** humanity has to offer. […]
Westleigh
Westleigh is next door to **** world of Wigan. It is home to the scabbyest place on earth ‘Westleigh Estate’ a big estate of crappy council houses that smells like sewage. This is where all our ***** are born and bread. They like to walk to the corner shop 15 times a day and smoke […]
Bury
Bury Market, never will you find the more wretched hive of **** and villainy. Obi Wan got it spot on. It’s difficult to work out whether the stench of fish is that of the fish stalls or the local population. The Rock in Bury – fat families wander from Poundtown to Poundco.com on their weekly […]
Midd, Manchester
Middleton, Manchester is a **** mecca. However, not all ***** are welcome to this Mecca as it is reserved for the youngsters from the surrounding estates of Langley (Rough as a bears ****), Boarshaw, Hollins (Smack’Edville, Rhodes and Alky. […]
Stockport
Welcome to the wonderful world of ****. Rockport aka Stockport is the home of the hustle and bustle of everyday **** bags that pollute our atmosphere. Everyday social rejects from all corners of the greater Manchester District congregate together under the smoke filled glass ceiling of the Mersey way precinct, discussing how successful their days […]
Penrith
Penrith, on the outside is a wonderfull town on the edge of the lake district, on the inside a crappy small little town full of wanabbe *****/framers. If you are not a **** or a farmer you are an outsider and feared by the local community due to your normalness (BE WARNED). Most of he […]
HARTLEPOOL
You really havn’t seen a **** untill you’ve been to Hartlepool! h/pool **** vocab…chuddy,mankey,***** ********,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one. h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED *********,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES! HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty. NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the […]
Burnley
A meditation on more pond life. Well you all know where the ***** are now, draw a line from MacDs to the dried up “feature” fountain in the pedestrianised area and you will fall over herds of the little ****** bags. Oddly Burnley used to be home to humans.However any town where the over 40s […]
Altrincham, manchester
Altrincham, once a blissful place where everyone lived in harmony until….the **** revolution. it has been questioned when this quaint town a few miles from Manchester became over run with ‘chavos’ and ‘chaddettes’ now u can’t go anywhere without seeing a ****** git or hearing ‘eee yaaa bust us a cig!’ the main places they […]
Burnley
Okay, we’ve had a nomination for Burnley as a haven for the ‘****’. Here’s some evidence to back it up. The description of this section requires that I make it funny. There’s nothing funny about Burnley’s embace of **** culture. It sometimes pains me to be a fan of Burnley Football Club. We’ve not had […]
Burnley
Okay, we’ve had a nomination for Burnley as a haven for the ‘****’. Here’s some evidence to back it up. The description of this section requires that I make it funny. There’s nothing funny about Burnley’s embace of **** culture. It sometimes pains me to be a fan of Burnley Football Club. We’ve not had […]
