This has got to be high up in the ratings, I think this is the hive where ***** breed, or at least go shopping.If you wanna find ***** then go for a look around the “Ellesmere centre” or the car park behind. These ***** have brought bad taste to new heights. Dressed in pink tracksuits […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Salford (again!)
For all those who believe that their local town is the worst for *****, think again. Welcome to Salford, my favourite **** hole. I’ve lived in Salford for 21 years and seen it go from **** to even crapper. Anyone stupid enough to use public transport in Salford will most certainly agree that the M10 […]
Birkenhead – Park High School
I’ve recently read some of the postings of my dear home town Birkenhead (pronounced Berk – In – Hed); in my personal view they do not appreciate the full ****-ness of which I call home. I would like to comment specifically on Park High School – Specialist Sports College which in my opinion is the […]
Nelson
Nelson, a place for every ****. What a great place! All types of **** are present here, they seem to like the place. On my daily drive to work the “working” or “tarmacing” ***** are already going about their daily business. The non tarmacers are mooching around the post office, kwik save, farm foods, lidl, […]
Middleton
My home town is Middleton which is just outside of Greater Manchester and is home to the most **** sucking ***** around!! According to my parents some five-six years ago Middleton or “Middy!” as ***** call it used be a really nice and peaceful town before the ***** invaded! How ***** came to invasde us……..some […]
Leyland
A wonderful place but yet still has a few **** invested areas (they are a bit like ants aren’t they). We have several areas for the **** massive to hang out, In no particular order. (1) Wade Hall – This is basically where the ****’s in Leyland breed, if you dare walk through this place […]
Longsight
This has a double use. it is a **** training ground and also where ***** go to die, a **** elephant graveyard. Mini ***** circulate, the market area and up by the bus stops; the **** school and practice staying up late and being as skinny as they can be, yelling in their squaeky **** […]
Longridge
******** of hell and paradice for druggies and *****! […]
Weaverham
Previously the largest village in Britain, Weaverham now holds the proud title of ‘Chaviest Village in Britain’. We’ve got the lot; fat chicks with purple legs and a tyre ******* out under their shirts, Motor Vehicle students who can’t string a sentence together without swearing, louts that hang around the back of the shops drinking […]
Southport and Liverpool
To be perfectly honest I am astonished that that Liverpool hasn’t been mentioned yet. Currently there is a war between the the scoucers (Liverpool boys) and the woolybacks (Southport). Southport is a near seaside resort to Liverpool, it is mainly inhabited by retired people. But most of the offspring remain in Sothport since they do […]
Oldham
Oldham Oldham Oldham… home of the free, or at least of the cheap… home to one of the largest tribes of a rising race, the ****, loitering in the alleys near mecca bingo, or, if you dare travel into my hometown of shaw, the ginnel behind southern fried chicken, throwing 10p’s at a wall, no […]
Hartlepool.
You really havn’t seen a **** untill you’ve been to Hartlepool! h/pool **** vocab…chuddy,mankey,***** ********,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one. h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED *********,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES! HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty. NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the […]
