The worst places to live in North West England
Never in all of my years have I experienced a place like Westhoughton in Bolton, it is like the Star Wars cantina has got over populated and the regulars have been forced to come to this place as a second choice. I often wondered what happens to all the **** bags and dregs of society […]
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The question of where is Cowling? is one that could be debated over for many hours mainly due to the lack of people who have ever left. Other names for for Cowling include Chavling, inbreadville and ****** city. Cowling Village falls under the North Yorkshire County Council, however the people of cowling rule themselves, anyone […]
Ahh, Great Harwood. Although it has the word Great in it’s name it isn’t a town to move to in a hurry. You hit the mainstreet after 6pm, all the scallies have finished school, college and/or going to the doal office and they will be hovering around (hovering off crack). The new skatepark is a […]
Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire. Unfortunately Northwich is a fetid wasteland where mid-Cheshire dumps all its dirty chavers and peasants. It’s a real relic of a bygone age when the locals used to mine salt – now they all just sniff Colombian salt and fight with each […]
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Anyone who’s lived in the north east for a few years can’t help but make some kind of comment about the dirty charver **** inhabitants. I’ll be honest with you all, I haven’t lived there – or even visited the place in 5 years maybe more. What I do remember tho’ is that the place […]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Members and Guests! I welcome you to YET ANOTHER **** town addition to Birkenhead, Merseyside! Im just your average person, you know? just jeans and t-shirt / shirt, boots or trainers that I think look nice and comfortable and not for the label and I tend to wear a denim jacket or […]
right ok for a start ,reading the other reviews of birkenhead theese have obviously been writen by sum posh half a ******* **** with long hair who had mosher shouted at him from a distance and cried , at least theese people told you to your face an didnt sit in there box room masturbating […]
A.K.A. The Bog It’s in a valley, a wet, stinking ******** full of ****. It’s one of the worst, if not THE worst place in the world. Babies are born in ‘BRI’ chewin’ speg (chewing gum) with their mouth’s open and saying ‘what the **** are you lookin at dickeeeeeahd!’ or ‘I’ll ****** spark you […]
I cant believe it why do i do these things?!?! I went out last night to ashton then into wigan – some scrubber tried to steal my lipstick while in the loo’s in liquid, wigan. i’m a PR for virgin and this little **** scrubber tried to take it out my bag and apply it […]
like le coq sportiff, velour and really cheap looking ugg boots? then birkenhead is the place to be! If you dream of dropping a sprog before the age of consent then you really should consider relocating to this small town, across the river mersey from liverpool. There is nothing like the fear and dread that […]
Congleton – quaint and attractive south east Cheshire market town with a charter dating back to 1272. Population roughly 23,000 predominantly middle class professional types and relatively wealthy retired gentlefolk. Nestling between the Peak District National Park and the gloriously beautiful Cheshire plain, Congleton should be the ideal place to bring up a family or […]
Welcome to the cesspit of the universe, where evolution took a break and spat out this breed of useless slack-jawed yocals with less IQ than a glass of water, and told them to breed with their sisters over and over and over. The general places of worship for these mutated gorillas are of course the […]
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