colne is the best place for teenage youths it has a place called the ‘subway’, you go up on a friday night get wrecked and pilled up before paying £2 to go in and listen to the dj domunique on the decks. and if you go outside at about 10pm you will see some **** […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Blackburn
The ***** are everywere, they are bringin’ an army. This is gonna carry on till the end of the world unless we destroy them because the ***** will have kids and make them ***** and at the age of 13 they will have ***** and they will all “knife and butt” us aghhh they are […]
Hazel Grove
Nestled sweetly between Macclesfield and the fake-tanned trollop and toss-pot ******** ‘Pound Empire’ haven known as Stockport lies Hazel Grove, Britain’s best-kept example of dire, new-millenium chain-store *********** and truly abysmal urban development planning. Ripped in two by the ever-clogged and chemical-spewing A6 carriageway, Hazel Grove boasts the highest number of rotten, rat ****-******** Public […]
Bacup, you can tell it’s a ner’do’well haven
It’s a shame really. This small town nestled between Rochdale and Rawtenstall could be considered a fantastic little town; the town fountain, the quirky ‘Welsh village’ buildings, and of course, it had the smallest street in Britain. Not to mention it has quite a few claims to fame and even a few celebs live or […]
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Colne
Colne, also known as Smackcentral is a small town in Lancashire, North West England which must be visited if you are a ****! Fave chillout spots: Macdonalds: the manager is a right old bag! they send us vouchers through the post and wont let any ***** use em! the ******** took the benches away aswell […]
Middlesbrough
Since I started working in Middelsbrough I have noticed the tidal flow of ***** flowing through the town. I think they must all stay in Hostels at the far end of town, when I go to work in the morning they are all just gathering, they then spend the day wandering around drinking Lambrini and […]
Salford Education
Salford Education Department has thrown it’s full weight behind a proposed new college course aimed at 16 to 19 years in Salford. Preparation For Prison Life will, if it gets the go ahead from central government, be taught at college’s across the city. It will initially be a two year course, with time off for […]
WALLASEY
If you are to take a stroll through Wallasey then I’m sure that you’ll be shocked when you see gangs of youths wandering the streets drinkin excessive amounts of alcohol without being pulled up by the police. Their all big-headed ***** who think that they’re gods gift and are better than everyone. If you go […]
Clitheroe
Who could of thought such a small town could have so many many bastardized human being (*****) in it. you can’t go out at night without one of the little ******** asking you for somr money so they can go buy some ****, usually L&B’s or some cider.These ***** usually hang outside henthorn paper shop/off […]
Salford. . . . In particular Ordsall Estate
This statement kind of sums up salford. . . . . SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was in the Ordsall area. Casulties were seen wandering aimlessly uttering “Bang out of order, mental and sorted” The earthquake decimated the area causing damage to […]
Stockport
Sadly this is a true reflection of a town that has rapidly degenerated to the point of shame. I too have ventured down Stockport on a Saturday night, and let me tell you this…Heaven and Hell is a club you go to once, and only once. A truly memorable experience, if only to laugh at […]
Isle Of Man
***** Hang out all through onchan with thier cans or lager and coke bottles full of vodka. Police are always in onchan on fridays and saturday nights PC Kemp is the well known officer in Onchan as he drives a big **** off van full of coppers. The rec is were the ***** congregate and […]
