The traditional **** has little money, only what he/she can cheat from the benefits system. They have no education, even if they did attend playschool. In the world of ****, contraception has not been invented, in fact in would seem that neither has fatherhood. For some wannabe chavers, this lifestyle may be a bit too […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Heswall
The somewhat quaint town of the Wirral, Heswall is well known for its beauty and stature as one of the richest parts in the Wirral. One would assume Heswall to be “****-less” and swarming with a higher class of inhabitants. However, contrary to what one might expect, Heswall is under attack from many **** units. […]
CHESTER…home of the not so subtle ****
From beyond the city walls, chester appears to be a quaint pseudo tudor city. however, as you venture deeper into the heart of chester you pass Maccy-Ds, a bus stop, not to mention numerous shop doorways. here we find (in true david attenborough style!) the natural lurking ground of the city ****! a full range […]
Burnley
Welcome to Burnley!! I returned from Uni the other day to find Burnley in an even worse state than when i left it 7 months ago. Burnley has been taken over by THE ****. The **** The male and Female usualy appear out of McD’s with a cap that is quite obviously a Burnley Market […]
Fleetwood
Cant believe no-one has mentioned FLEETWOOD before! This ****** town is just a few miles north of Blackpool and it shows! As my boyfriend says, Fleetwood is sponsored by Mothercare. Unfortunately for him he has been living in this chavtastic town for the past 4 years. He lives at the ‘good end’ of town, but […]
Anfield, Liverpool
This is a brief introduction to the Chavness of Liverpool, including descriptions on the local species of ****, so you can spot and therefore attempt to avoid them… […]
Disassembling the pile of **** known as Blackburn
Where would one start in trying to disassemble the pile of **** known as Blackburn? I have lived here for over 20 years, and seen the rise to power of the townie muppets which have now overrun the place. I believe old fashioned values to be to blame for their success – my mother told […]
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Connah’s Quay – scouse/welsh **** hybrids are VERY scary
A barren wasteland of old dockyards with 80% unemployment and a population of polyester clad no-mark scouse/welsh accented violent misfit ********. […]
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Denton
Denton Denton Denton, the **** hole of manchester!Last year was rather famous featured on comic relief,the kiddy scallies run around with no shoes. I am unlucky to have driven round Denton,and the fisrt thing i noticed was,the amount of ****** running round the streets!i seen i big,black RAT! Most of the houses dont have windows(as […]
Burnley
Burnley Inhabitants : ***** Race : Not human as we all know that god made humans in his own image and it would be a sad outlook for christians across the globe if he was anything like these *****. Music : Trance with a bit of brian adams thrown in for the alternative *****. Shops […]
Whitehaven
Whitehaven is a town of ****’s, not only today but years that have passed before without a name for it. I lived in Whitehaven in the days on the MRP yes you have it, “the Mirehouse (pronounced Mirus) Rave Posse”, the Whitehouse was in all its glory with balcony and fake statue of liberty. Queue’s […]
All this talk of Golborne in Wigan is making me feel ill…
You’ve read the articles on the towns in the Wigan area, Leigh, Lowton, Hindley, etc. Now it’s time to hear about the one, the only… Golborne. And yes, I live there. Where to start? Well, Golborne is a small town on the outskirts of Wigan (though for some ****** up reason has a Warrington poscode […]
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