Thinking of going watching the new League of Gentlemen film, dont bother. Come to Westhoughton instead. This ****** village is the **** capital of the country. The girls in the community are especially stupid, think Sam from Big Brother and multiply by Vicky Pollard. When not listening to the prophet Usher and pushing double decker […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Guisborough
Sheltered in the hollow between the North Yorkshire Moors and the Yorkshire coast, Guisborough or G’Bro as it is affectionately known should be an idyllic location to live. Many brief visitors to our historic market town find it so. Delve however into the ****** underbelly of G’Bro and you’ll find a world of weird chavsters […]
RUNCORN – dont dis my home
YO PEOPLE, hold up! i see you baby… shaking your “****” stories all over my town, but wait one darn minute! there are 2 sides to every story and there are two sides to this town! take a look around my neighbourhood and you can see my £280,000 house with its pool and summer house! […]
Bootle
Bootle, not one street corner is without your ape-like **** male and glowing orange ******** female. I am unfortunate enough to actually live here, and have lost count of the number of times I have been approached by some smack-head asking ” ey luv, av yer got 20p to lend us like ?” I am […]
Carlisle
O yes its carlisles turn, and b4 u ask i no the ‘irony’ of my name! For all you people who have constantly slagged off wigton HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TO CARLISLE. yes i realise wigton is full of ***** but come on look at this…. we have raffles, currock and harraby – or scarraby […]
Chorley (small insignificant sh*thole between Blackburn and Preston)
From the moment you enter this diseased hell hole you can smell the social waste of time, first stop is market walk, a ridiculous sort of shopping centre but with cheap ****** shops, like ***** favourite the Card Factory complete with squawking sprog and ecig cloud blown in your face. Home of the shoplifting ****, […]
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Partington and Flixton
Once a lovely village in Cheshire, Partington, located on the outskirts of Manchester, had the potential to be a great family town. Surrounded by miles of fields and meadows, it’s hard to believe when roaming the local countryside what actually lies a few yards down the road. Partington is split into three estates, the worst […]
Birkenhead
***** are people we have come to poke fun at and ridicule because of their zany fashion sense and wacky behaviour, but the Birkenhead equivalent especially those that live in the North End and on the Ford Estate (or Beechwood as it’s now called) are barely even human. […]
Timperley: no one can stand the ghastly Frank Sidebottom statue
Timperley… the very name conjures up images of winding leafy lanes, lazy afternoons spent playing pooh-sticks in the brook, tombolas and the distant thwock of leather on willow down at the cricket club. However, there is a darker side to this English village.. an evil who’s presence is felt from the local chippy to the […]
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Chickenly
Dewsbury. A happy little town with only few ***** (because you can’t get behind the McDonalds), where normal people hail. However, it has a village. A sick, twisted little brother if you will. The little town of Chickenly. Chickenly was once a peaceful farming hamlet, where children played and fed the horses. However, the evil […]
Cheadle Hulme
Like any area situated close to the parent town of Stockport (or Rockport as it has become known), Cheadle Hulme is a haven for filthy chavsters. Still clinging on to its “posh” reputation of long ago, Cheadle Hulme has now become a dumping ground for criminals and ****** frozen out of scummier habitats. Strict rules […]
Lytham
Lytham – still a last bastion of civilisation, JUST!! […]
