A cotton town in the North West with a proud hisory but a blighted present. The town centre is, of course, where most of the ******** hang out and there have been some attempts to make it look presentable in the recent past although it is difficult to hide the horrible, sixties style concrete shopping […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Birkenhead: Enter at your own risk
Birkenhead is a town full of scallies. scallies which in my case are lower than any breed of ****, but these scallies are merging into ***** which could make birkenhead a very dangerous place for any non-tracksuit wearing person to enter. How to spot a girl scally/**** in Birkenhead She will be the brightest shade […]
Middlesbrough
Well middlesbrough has been rated the 5th worst place to live in the united kingdom, have they bothered to check out the towns around it too? like eston, southbank and grangetown? jesus christ, if you think middlesbrough is a good place to live then your blind to what goes on around you, or you just […]
Redcar
our local kappa ******** like to hang-out around the “gams mate” with their trackies tucked into there socks and there cheap nock-off “shlurberry” caps dangling off the back of their heads. They usually have: a joint, a *** or two tooked behind their ear, stanley knife, occasionaly a bike that they nicked from the nearest […]
Middlesbro (Middlesbrough)
Middlesbrough. If the north east is truly the **** of Britain, then Middlesbrough is its skid-stained gusset. Consisting of one suffocatingly narrow high street, the town center is a depressing state of affairs, but woe betide the traveller who ventures into the suburbs of this tarnished jewel. By day it may not seem so bad […]
Lancaster(ASBO THE 902)
Oh well here goes,I’d like to make it funny but although it’ll be a boring read,what happened isn’t funny just goes to show what the ***** are like in the place i live (ok so im actually from Morecambe a place rumoured to be much worse but this is worse than anything thats ever happened […]
Fleetwood-a place of great beauty and traditions.
Have you ever wondered where you can go to escape the bleak normality of your day-to-day life? Ofcourse you have! Well, perhaps Fleetwood is the town for you. Forget posh restaurants (or perhaps just forget “posh” altogether)- instead,think KFC and McDonalds. Forget fashion- think baseball caps, Burberry and lots of bling! And ofcourse, forget the […]
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Eston
They’re outside of the chip shop, corner shop, ******* EVERYWHERE! Eston is a very ******* **** ******** area, and its connected to grangetown too, which is even a worse place. If you walk down a street in eston/grangetown in ‘mosha’ clothing or even some slightly baggy jeans and a black tshirt with dark hair, if […]
Padiham
What a town, I moved to Padiham from Burnley over a year ago to escape the ***** and what do I find even more *****. During my stay in Padiham I have found I love **** spotting the best places I have found so far is Cambridge Drive, they love to hang around the off-licence […]
warrington-callands
callands is the **** corridor between snakey valley park and old hall, since the **** has arrived, since the **** plague has arrived are woods have been littered with used rubbers, sexually transmitted desieses have risen 25% and empty 2 litre bottle which contents of cider have been consumed. callands is a small area in […]
Rawtenstall
For 21 years my local town, these days you get a lot less for murder. Rawtenstall is the sort of place when you tell people where you are from they say “where’s that?” (Well, do YOU know where it is?) which sums things up. Boring doesn’t do justice. When ASDA came to town all the […]
accrington
***** hang eveywhere possable Macdonals Outside Cinema broadway bus staion outside jjb. i was a vitim of a **** crime. about a year ago i got stabbed by sum lifeless sumbags, while i was waiting with my boyfriend for the 464 bus. all 3 of them where *********. after they stabbed me they all ran […]
