Middlesbrough, truly the town that time forgot. Sometimes I half expect Doug McClure to come running round a corner being hotly pursued by neanderthals only in this nightmare they are dressed in tracksuits and cheap jewellery. Once you reach Middlesbrough you face the ordeal of having to enter it. Some say never go on first […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Padiham
I decided to write this after reading about how the previous entry about Padiham kicked up such a fuss. Another reason is that when people write about ****’s they tend to focus entirely on teenagers. Well I do not discriminate they come in all ages, colours, creeds, and religions. The previous entry was very funny […]
Reddish,Stockport
Well what can i say, if you want a tanning shop come to Reddish or electric beach as i call it (sock on ****). You will find the orange people and **** colour (Brilliant White) ******* around Houldsworth Square, a quaint old clock resides there with ******* baskets now replaced with(Girls) 53 foot ******* hooped […]
Chadderton (Chavverton)
Recently forced to move here (temporarily I must add) and I have felt compelled to add chavverton to your list. I am astounded that nobody has got there before me but this might be because of the incurred death threats such an entry would recieve. As a suburb of Oldham, chavverton leaves much to be […]
Middlewich, It’s full of the little f**kers
middlewich hmmmm Its full of the little ******* oh sure its a small place but there is constantly ppl getting beaten up down town . The main place for them is bull ring drinking cidar and smoking and out side the local tesco .Another common area for ***** is the booth lane sk8 park commonly […]
Middlesbrough
40% full of fatherless delinquints, you will get quite alot of decent boro folk, but once you venture out at night you will see the real underbelly of the beast. ****-girls dressed all proudly in their latest stolen white tracksuites following ******, uneducated, ugly and not to mention dirty male *****. one area, acklam living […]
Rossendale
Rossendale has quite a unique “alter ego” ****, whilst Rossendale has the mandatory stereo-typical attire, the transport, nightlife & vandalism , Rossendale is without the “Hard men or Hard *****”. So please do read on, as this maybe a **** eyeopener… The Rossendale Valley is a collection of 4 **** towns, Haslingden, Rawtenstall, Waterfoot & […]
Crewe, you’d be commiserated if people think you live there
Now, if you were to say that Crewe is a ****/scally/townie ******** **** hole, you would be comiserated as people would think you live there, such an accurate description of the place you just gave. You see, there is an area of Crewe that falls under the post code of CW1. This is the breeding […]
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Sale
Sale is a festering blister that can be avoided on the way to Manchester, but most people use as a racetrack. It is a no-mans land between Altrincham and Stretford. The carbon monoxide dulled flotsam that drift aimlessly around it’s streets during the day, survive on a diet of sausage rolls and pasties. These pastry […]
Blackpool – lights up your life!
Imagine a town where loving families flock during the summer to enjoy wholesome activities, eat ice-cream, visit the world famous Tower and ballroom or perhaps just relax on the beach while the young’uns play in the sand. Or you could just visit Blackpool. Take a typical weekend evening. When ***** from out of town aren’t […]
Ashton-Under-Lyne
Well…. Where do i start…..**** town of the year basically! I think I have been there a few times to see my Father, i don’t know why i did now. You work through the shopping centre in Ashton and the smell of stale **** and ale takes your breathe away. At the other end of […]
Stockport: An apology to the people of Sheffield
This particular article is specific to the group of ***** who occupy the Cheadle End at Stockport County. They managed to excel themselves last night (23/08/05) with an outstanding display of fuckwittery! I have lived in Stockport for most of my life. For the most part it’s an OK place with the advantages of being […]
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