Ormskirk – oh the joy of returning to the big O during University holidays!! About 15 mins from the capital of culture *lafs* Liverpool, **** population has slowly grown within the town to infectious levels. The common collecting place of the **** and ******** is in Coronation Park where dresed in their burberry hats and […]
Category: North West
The worst places to live in North West England
Brinnington, Stockport, aka Brinny
I have to say that “Brinny” has to be the chaviest town ever. Brinny is isolated from Stockport, and Just as soon as you hit “Brinny Hill” you will come to no official sign that says what the area is, just a wall with the words “BRINNY” spray painted on it. Then as you go deeper […]
South Shields, Near Newcastle
Charvers (thats the North East name but to most people it’s *****), they are the biggest drain on society the world has ever seen. Ever had your nearest bus stop smashed to oblivion? Or ever seen the tremendous amounts of chewy embedded into the ground of your local shopping centre? Yes. You can guaruntee a […]
Wigan (Wiggin…..???)
This is the place George Orwell warned us about. It is a cesspool of mutant youth clothed in Lacoste & Burberry with the quaint tradition of tucking manky trackie pants into equally manky socks making the scruffy Rockports seem incredibly oversized……just what is going on there. And what is it with pulling the baseball cap […]
Sunderland (Why, God? Why!?!)
Where do we even start? * Fact: Sunderland was voted the 3rd crappest city/town in Britain. * Fact: The population of Sunderland, 283,090 (And growing thanks to the many pregnant *********), I would say about 80% are *****. * Fact: Our crime is poor too, sexual offences, violent crime and theft are all on the […]
middlesbrough
mmm.what can i say, a **** mecca at the moment, greggs the baker has shops on what seems like every street corner, with lots of vicky pollards ******* about with her fella to whom she has damnated another sprogg to the welfare state, baby bonds vouchers are no used to ***** in the boro unless […]
Police, *****, Booze and Posh Bramhall
The posh and expensive village of bramhall has been taken over by an army of *****. the usually quite and “law abiding” town which has some of the richest people in Engand living in has recently been host to huge amounts of ***** and huge amounts of police! These ***** have been going out every […]
Skelmersdale, there are 100s of roundabouts & subways, home to pyromaniac scousers
So, I have finally decided to let you into the secret land of roundabouts that is Skelmersdale, also known to the local **** as “Skem”. I know you will have read all about the phenomenon that is the **** in the tracksuit, or the ******** with the leggings and winnie the pooh socks…well, Skelmersdale seems to have […]
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Penrith – **** heaven
Penrith what a lovely place until you actualy get there. Like Carlisle, Penriths bigger brother, Penrith has its own historical features like it s castle and well thats it. Penrith would be a nice place were it not for all the **** **** that infest the place. Penrith has its own **** factory known locally […]
stapley
ok, STAPLEY, so you have a newly built large estate fully of wealthy rich people with really nice houses and friendly atmosphere, its cheshire equivalent to to newport CA but underlining this lovely area is the what i like the call the invasion of the mini **** era – aged from 11- 16 our mini […]
Heywood: it has nothing to offer anyone who is normal and decent
Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]
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***** in hot water: astley village/lancashire
This was fantastic, anyone who knows astley village in the town of chorley will know of its rampant **** problem. The villiage has 1 bit of shops with a bridge nearby. Every days especially around weekends a massive group of ***** hang around outside the shops, hurling abuse at people and drinking cider ect. As […]
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