North West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Pretend **** Town of Rawtenstall

Welcome to the “pretend” **** town of Rawtenstall in Lancashire..Here we have crowds of teenagers who think they are the real deal but,in reality,would **** themselves if thrown into Manchester and introduced to real *****. They annoy all the innocent,if not very nieve,locals by shouting comments such as”suck my ****” regardless of how many childrens […]

middlesbrough’s health

****’s you wont have to go far to find them, usually parking their saxo with thousands of pounds of additional ice and diy pimp my ride add on **** at the drive through at mcdonalds, single mums from pallister park are a common **** sighting in the town centre, spending the income support at jjb, warren […]

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Liverpool People and Suburbs, an **** end Story

***** and scallies Firstly I would like to point out that I have lived in Liverpool all my life and feel obliged to point out a few points about *****/scallies. Firstly were im from (west derby) a **** is someone who wears Burberry and is from Saint Helens or deep in Lancashire. Scallies are the […]

Maghull, West Derby and the PLEASURE ROOMS!

***** and scallies Firstly I would like to point out that I have lived in Liverpool all my life and feel obliged to point out a few points about *****/scallies. Firstly were im from (west derby) a **** is someone who wears burberry and is from saint Helens or deep in Lancashire. Scallies are the […]

Rochdale- Next stop, **** Central!!!!

Rochdale is the epitome of ‘Chavobilia’. Its got the lot, nylon hair extensions, girls called ‘Kylie’ and ‘Chardonnay’ (who resemble and sound like Lily Savage on a bad day!) and of course, the obligatory shell suit parade on Saturday mornings ‘down town’. The place is abysmal and has the effect of making you want to […]

Waterloo, Liverpool is allegedly a nice place to live

Is Waterloo a nice place to live or is Waterloo rough?

This is allegedly a nice place to live. The house prices are ridiculously high and there is a “beach” nearby. I lived in this weird place for 2 years before moving elsewhere in Liverpool. Most of the so-called action centres around the drinking Mecca of South Road. Most tatty and ****** shops tend to go […]

Westhoughton a -** town in the armpit of the North West

Is Westhoughton a nice place to live or is Westhoughton rough?

Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There are absolutely no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it has a large teenage pregnancy percentage and a […]

Barrow In Furness aka ********

Barrow In Furness aka “The ********”,what a dump and possibly the most **** populated town I have ever seen.Take a walk through the main street “Dalton Road” and see how many “LONSDALE” clad teenage ***** you can see in the 2 minutes it takes to walk through the shopping area.The sale of Staffordshire bull terriers […]

rainford…home of the rich ****

so…rainford, where to start. rainford used to b a nice place, very quiet an there was never ne trouble, that is until a couple of years ago when the then 12 years olds discovered st helens an alcohol. the girls here look about 10 years older than they actually are, with tangerine like complexions an […]

Westhoughton… Tourists stay away!

Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There is absolutly no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it proberly has a large teenage pregnacy percentage and […]

Wonderful Worsley

Worsley is a village near Manchester where you can expect to pay between £500,000 and £1,000,000 for a house (I couldn’t afford to live there, incidentally). However, there is a slow infection of ***** happening there. Yobo’s hang around “The Green” where Russell Watson used to live, so that houses at that particular location are relatively cheap […]

You Think Birkenhead is bad??? haha have you been to liverpool

Well after reading the article about “Birkenhead, Liverpools Throwback” i thought yer ok maybe its small and cramped but is that any reason to critisize? For a start who wears burberry please? or addidas for that matter? Birkenhead is swarming with normal people.. actualy its swarming with liverpudlians raiding primark for their 50p underwear. And try to mock […]