Birkenhead

Ladies and Gentlemen! Members and Guests! I welcome you to YET ANOTHER **** town addition to Birkenhead, Merseyside! Im just your average person, you know? just jeans and t-shirt / shirt, boots or trainers that I think look nice and comfortable and not for the label and I tend to wear a denim jacket or […]

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Birkenhead

right ok for a start ,reading the other reviews of birkenhead theese have obviously been writen by sum posh half a ******* **** with long hair who had mosher shouted at him from a distance and cried , at least theese people told you to your face an didnt sit in there box room masturbating […]

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birkenhead

like le coq sportiff, velour and really cheap looking ugg boots? then birkenhead is the place to be! If you dream of dropping a sprog before the age of consent then you really should consider relocating to this small town, across the river mersey from liverpool. There is nothing like the fear and dread that […]

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liverpool

few years ago i managed to travel abroard to work in benidorm,spain. hoping to leave liverpool capital of *****.when i arrived i realised i had only arrived in a **** COLLONY. This **** stronghold has ***** ov all ages and areas that the average trisha show would be proud of. on discussion with the security […]

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Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else

Is Bootle a nice place to live or is Bootle rough?

I can’t believe that no one has mentioned this place yet – once an independent town, it has now been subsumed into the Liverpool metropolis – and its ***** are as (if not more) fearsome than those in real Liverpool. A few years ago I had the dubious pleasure of working in the Bootle dole […]

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Runcorn; a big ****** blister just outside Liverpool

Is Runcorn a nice place to live or is Runcorn rough?

Runcorn, slum of the northwest, home to the most despicable form of **** (around here they are fondly known as scallies). Basically, Runcorn is full of the type of people who shouldn’t have been allowed to enter the gene pool, but as if that isn’t bad enough, they have interbred to produce pure ****. The […]

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Liverpool

OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute **** capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is ******* so awful and full of ***** and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is […]

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