Ladies and Gentlemen! Members and Guests! I welcome you to YET ANOTHER **** town addition to Birkenhead, Merseyside! Im just your average person, you know? just jeans and t-shirt / shirt, boots or trainers that I think look nice and comfortable and not for the label and I tend to wear a denim jacket or […]
Category: Merseyside
The worst places to live in Merseyside
Birkenhead
right ok for a start ,reading the other reviews of birkenhead theese have obviously been writen by sum posh half a ******* **** with long hair who had mosher shouted at him from a distance and cried , at least theese people told you to your face an didnt sit in there box room masturbating […]
birkenhead
like le coq sportiff, velour and really cheap looking ugg boots? then birkenhead is the place to be! If you dream of dropping a sprog before the age of consent then you really should consider relocating to this small town, across the river mersey from liverpool. There is nothing like the fear and dread that […]
Birkenhead – Park High School
I’ve recently read some of the postings of my dear home town Birkenhead (pronounced Berk – In – Hed); in my personal view they do not appreciate the full ****-ness of which I call home. I would like to comment specifically on Park High School – Specialist Sports College which in my opinion is the […]
Southport and Liverpool
To be perfectly honest I am astonished that that Liverpool hasn’t been mentioned yet. Currently there is a war between the the scoucers (Liverpool boys) and the woolybacks (Southport). Southport is a near seaside resort to Liverpool, it is mainly inhabited by retired people. But most of the offspring remain in Sothport since they do […]
Southport, Merseyside
Southport to many appears a quite town where old people come on holiday to sit on benches, eat fish and chips and wait to die… this town is known to many as the Gateway to Heaven.. but look beyond this “old fashioned Sea Side Town” and you will discover a darker nastier secret. Beyond the […]
liverpool
few years ago i managed to travel abroard to work in benidorm,spain. hoping to leave liverpool capital of *****.when i arrived i realised i had only arrived in a **** COLLONY. This **** stronghold has ***** ov all ages and areas that the average trisha show would be proud of. on discussion with the security […]
Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned this place yet – once an independent town, it has now been subsumed into the Liverpool metropolis – and its ***** are as (if not more) fearsome than those in real Liverpool. A few years ago I had the dubious pleasure of working in the Bootle dole […]
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Birkenhead….liverpool’s throwback
Just over that river styx…sorry mersey from the **** capital of culture 2008, lies a town that I cannot believe had had a mention here so far….Birkenhead is a town that personifies *****, at least if you go out in any other town there are at least some “normal” people walkin around, go to birkenhead, […]
Runcorn; a big ****** blister just outside Liverpool
Runcorn, slum of the northwest, home to the most despicable form of **** (around here they are fondly known as scallies). Basically, Runcorn is full of the type of people who shouldn’t have been allowed to enter the gene pool, but as if that isn’t bad enough, they have interbred to produce pure ****. The […]
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Liverpool, Currently European Capital of ****’s
I had to agree with the person’s comment about Liverpool. After spending most of my life growing up in Newark (Another **** Town) we moved to Liverpool last year, no I don’t know why either. Luckily, I spend most of the year at university in Manchester. This summer has got to be one of the […]
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Liverpool
OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute **** capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is ******* so awful and full of ***** and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is […]