colne is the best place for teenage youths it has a place called the ‘subway’, you go up on a friday night get wrecked and pilled up before paying £2 to go in and listen to the dj domunique on the decks. and if you go outside at about 10pm you will see some **** […]
Category: Lancashire
The worst places to live in Lancashire
Blackburn
The ***** are everywere, they are bringin’ an army. This is gonna carry on till the end of the world unless we destroy them because the ***** will have kids and make them ***** and at the age of 13 they will have ***** and they will all “knife and butt” us aghhh they are […]
Bacup, you can tell it’s a ner’do’well haven
It’s a shame really. This small town nestled between Rochdale and Rawtenstall could be considered a fantastic little town; the town fountain, the quirky ‘Welsh village’ buildings, and of course, it had the smallest street in Britain. Not to mention it has quite a few claims to fame and even a few celebs live or […]
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Colne
Colne, also known as Smackcentral is a small town in Lancashire, North West England which must be visited if you are a ****! Fave chillout spots: Macdonalds: the manager is a right old bag! they send us vouchers through the post and wont let any ***** use em! the ******** took the benches away aswell […]
Clitheroe
Who could of thought such a small town could have so many many bastardized human being (*****) in it. you can’t go out at night without one of the little ******** asking you for somr money so they can go buy some ****, usually L&B’s or some cider.These ***** usually hang outside henthorn paper shop/off […]
Blackburn
A.K.A. The Bog It’s in a valley, a wet, stinking ******** full of ****. It’s one of the worst, if not THE worst place in the world. Babies are born in ‘BRI’ chewin’ speg (chewing gum) with their mouth’s open and saying ‘what the **** are you lookin at dickeeeeeahd!’ or ‘I’ll ****** spark you […]
Leyland
A wonderful place but yet still has a few **** invested areas (they are a bit like ants aren’t they). We have several areas for the **** massive to hang out, In no particular order. (1) Wade Hall – This is basically where the ****’s in Leyland breed, if you dare walk through this place […]
Longridge
******** of hell and paradice for druggies and *****! […]
Clitheroe
This a beautiful market town in rural Lancashire, at least on the surface. By night time, it is a **** hotpot of in-breds, ***** and ******* all battling it out on the quaint streets. The vilest hang outs are often those that think they’re posh. The Emporium is one of those. It’s a tasteless early […]
Burnley
A meditation on more pond life. Well you all know where the ***** are now, draw a line from MacDs to the dried up “feature” fountain in the pedestrianised area and you will fall over herds of the little ****** bags. Oddly Burnley used to be home to humans.However any town where the over 40s […]
Burnley
Okay, we’ve had a nomination for Burnley as a haven for the ‘****’. Here’s some evidence to back it up. The description of this section requires that I make it funny. There’s nothing funny about Burnley’s embace of **** culture. It sometimes pains me to be a fan of Burnley Football Club. We’ve not had […]
Burnley
Okay, we’ve had a nomination for Burnley as a haven for the ‘****’. Here’s some evidence to back it up. The description of this section requires that I make it funny. There’s nothing funny about Burnley’s embace of **** culture. It sometimes pains me to be a fan of Burnley Football Club. We’ve not had […]
