North of Manchester city centre lies an area Charles Darwins theory of evolution has escaped for the past 2000 years. It says a lot about the area when the Author Anthony Burgess writer of A Clockwork Orange lived and died in this area the Mecca for these idiots is harpurhey or ‘ar-pur-ay’ as it is […]
Category: Greater Manchester
The worst places to live in Greater Manchester
Stockport exudes awfulness
My work entails a lot of travelling around the country and I have the pleasure of spotting ***** in a variety of locations. I would have to say though that Stockport really is the pinnacle. The bloody place exudes awfulness, I first realised this about five years ago on a Friday afternoon visit. The sheer […]
Salford, yet again
Yes, I know Salford has been done twice already, but it really is unspeakabally **** that nobody could ever hope to do it justice. But what the hell, I thought I’d give it a go anyway. Salford’s biggest claim to fame, of course, is being the birthplace of the highly overrated artist L. S. Lowry, […]
Stockport
Believe me.. this is the HOME of the Scallies. They have given so much to the contribution of the scallie. First… Let me begin with clothing. Undoubtedly, Burberry always wins. However, Fred Perry clothing. Man, this was a biggie. Blue jumpers, white strip and Fred Perry logo. Now, is this a coincidence? Yes. Most of […]
Wigan
In Our Lovely town called Wigan, We Are blessed with the **** kind, every off liscene is littered with ***** smoking there ‘spliffs’ and drinking there ‘pulse’ every remote or hidden car park is littered with saxos and novas with there ‘go faster stripes’, but that isnt enough, NO, We have a club called Wigan-pier […]
Gorton – visit soon! (but watch your gold, your phone, your car, your shoes…)
I had the misfortune to live in Gorton for 12 years, before I made my escape 4 years ago. I still visit friends there, and this report is based on my observations from my time living there (yes, I’ve been there, done it, worn the appropriately logo’d t-shirt, and lived the lifestyle) and from time […]
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salford (the precinct)
i know salford is already on here but i need to stress just how ****** and ****-******** it really is. i live right on the border of this sh*thole and a (marginally) nicer area and it’s amazing to see the difference between the two. every *self-respecting* **** in the north manchester area knows that salford […]
Stockport – land of the free (baby milk)
I’m not a local, but I live here and I quite like this town, it has such wonderful **** watching opportunities. Top hang outs include Grand Central, a purpose built arena for the local sport of bottling, it even has steps for the serried ranks of pram faces to watch the stamping and ground pawing […]
Stockport
Stockport: Officially Not Far From Manchester. They used to make hats in the town. In fact, the origin of the phrase ‘mad hatter’ is from when workers contracted mercury poisoning from chemicals used in the process. I can only assume it polluted the gene pool too. The only hats to be seen in Stockport nowadays […]
Bolton
Gotta love those town hall steps. […]
Salford
Yet another north west city I’m afraid. I was a student at Salford University for a year (failed the course so left thank goodness), and whenever you step out of the campus it’s like walking into Sarajevo. It’s the only place I know where some ***** (who hopefully have been strung up by their scrawny […]
Manchester,
Benchill EstateThe hub of south manchester chavdom, Stockport can only dream, this is where mail order rules, and the **** moves house a lot! This is home to the fat **** that teararses round in an old “done up” Fiat Punto, with trade mark drain pipe masquerading as a performance exhaust. This is the place […]
