The worst places to live in Greater Manchester
Never in all of my years have I experienced a place like Westhoughton in Bolton, it is like the Star Wars cantina has got over populated and the regulars have been forced to come to this place as a second choice. I often wondered what happens to all the **** bags and dregs of society […]
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I cant believe it why do i do these things?!?! I went out last night to ashton then into wigan – some scrubber tried to steal my lipstick while in the loo’s in liquid, wigan. i’m a PR for virgin and this little **** scrubber tried to take it out my bag and apply it […]
Welcome to the cesspit of the universe, where evolution took a break and spat out this breed of useless slack-jawed yocals with less IQ than a glass of water, and told them to breed with their sisters over and over and over. The general places of worship for these mutated gorillas are of course the […]
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For all those who believe that their local town is the worst for *****, think again. Welcome to Salford, my favourite **** hole. I’ve lived in Salford for 21 years and seen it go from **** to even crapper. Anyone stupid enough to use public transport in Salford will most certainly agree that the M10 […]
Oldham Oldham Oldham… home of the free, or at least of the cheap… home to one of the largest tribes of a rising race, the ****, loitering in the alleys near mecca bingo, or, if you dare travel into my hometown of shaw, the ginnel behind southern fried chicken, throwing 10p’s at a wall, no […]
Bury Market, never will you find the more wretched hive of **** and villainy. Obi Wan got it spot on. It’s difficult to work out whether the stench of fish is that of the fish stalls or the local population. The Rock in Bury – fat families wander from Poundtown to Poundco.com on their weekly […]
Middleton, Manchester is a **** mecca. However, not all ***** are welcome to this Mecca as it is reserved for the youngsters from the surrounding estates of Langley (Rough as a bears ****), Boarshaw, Hollins (Smack’Edville, Rhodes and Alky. […]
Welcome to the wonderful world of ****. Rockport aka Stockport is the home of the hustle and bustle of everyday **** bags that pollute our atmosphere. Everyday social rejects from all corners of the greater Manchester District congregate together under the smoke filled glass ceiling of the Mersey way precinct, discussing how successful their days […]
Altrincham, once a blissful place where everyone lived in harmony until….the **** revolution. it has been questioned when this quaint town a few miles from Manchester became over run with ‘chavos’ and ‘chaddettes’ now u can’t go anywhere without seeing a ****** git or hearing ‘eee yaaa bust us a cig!’ the main places they […]
Wigan! the north-wests capital for *****! you find them everywhere usually ******* about on some street corner in Hindley. the young ***** ususally have their week planned out the same. monday-buy their cigs for the week (the older ***** go in the shop for them because the younger ones cant get served) Tuesday-meet up with […]
Back in 1999, I went to ‘The University of Salford’ and had the misfortune of living in Castle Irwell, the Student village. What a dump. Leaky roofing, dodgy stairs, cracks in the wall, tiny beds, filthy kitchens, Jobsworth staff (a small, fat fella and a tall skinny bloke, who just screams out as being a […]
with places such as 51st state (also known as scally central), liquid, maximes, walkabout and wigan pier to name a few (night clubs with under 17’s dance and r&b events) plus areas such as platt bridge, wigan park, worsley hall, hindley, worsley mesnes, stubshaw cross, atherton, ashton, ince (hr and lwr), spring view etc it […]
