welcome all to the biggest crime ******** ******** of all time, yes this is salford the town so famous for being a a **** meca that they made the program shameless to take the piss out of the locals. facts on this town are – the biggest concentration of rubber souled sports shoes in the […]
Category: Greater Manchester
The worst places to live in Greater Manchester
Leigh, greater manchester, this may be a little different
Ok this isnt just an account of a bad night out or something I saw when i went somewhere, this is practically how Ive grown up and some snapshots of a few events.It is something for all you anti-**** people to think about as many of you have not had to deal with certain pressures and events. God knows how […]
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Wythenshawe,Manchester…the home to the rain and the original *****…
Fancy taking your kids out..meeting other kids,or maybe other advertisements for the bakery Greggs.I had a very disturbing time when i worked in wythenshawe..the mainest attraction the fantastic cash generator which is home to all the stolen gear the “police” aka **** spotters cant be bothered to find homes for…Anyway lets get on to describe […]
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manchester
Gorton is a top place, i love it there n people who **** it off obviosly havent met the peopole properly or tried talking to other people, so what if were not all posh in Gorton and we avnt got big houses, we all look out for eachother on my estate ( IN GORTON ). […]
cheetham hill
watch your step when walking through this hole i had the misfortune to do so the other day and after enjoying the leisurely stroll up the road from strangeways prison i soon entered bedlam as i walked across the well designed council estate. drug addicted *********** stand alongside the outraged religious loons (who make up […]
Manchester Airport T1 (My Travel Check in)
I turned up at Manchester T1 at 5am on a cold Wednesday morning, clutching my ‘flight only’ ticket. “The My Travel check in is just round there” barked the taxi driver. Nothing could have prepared me for the sight which greeted me. The queue went almost back to Altringham & consisted of *****, ********, chug […]
Reddish,Stockport
Well what can i say, if you want a tanning shop come to Reddish or electric beach as i call it (sock on ****). You will find the orange people and **** colour (Brilliant White) ******* around Houldsworth Square, a quaint old clock resides there with ******* baskets now replaced with(Girls) 53 foot ******* hooped […]
Chadderton (Chavverton)
Recently forced to move here (temporarily I must add) and I have felt compelled to add chavverton to your list. I am astounded that nobody has got there before me but this might be because of the incurred death threats such an entry would recieve. As a suburb of Oldham, chavverton leaves much to be […]
Ashton-Under-Lyne
Well…. Where do i start…..**** town of the year basically! I think I have been there a few times to see my Father, i don’t know why i did now. You work through the shopping centre in Ashton and the smell of stale **** and ale takes your breathe away. At the other end of […]
Stockport: An apology to the people of Sheffield
This particular article is specific to the group of ***** who occupy the Cheadle End at Stockport County. They managed to excel themselves last night (23/08/05) with an outstanding display of fuckwittery! I have lived in Stockport for most of my life. For the most part it’s an OK place with the advantages of being […]
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Hyde
A cotton town in the North West with a proud hisory but a blighted present. The town centre is, of course, where most of the ******** hang out and there have been some attempts to make it look presentable in the recent past although it is difficult to hide the horrible, sixties style concrete shopping […]
Partington,Manchester
Partington, where do I start with the *****…?? There everywhere.. ******* out at the buckys, near the Redbrook pub, or even the Oak road shops… theres shootings down there at least every few months.. You see these S**tty ********* with big goochi circle earings pushing a buggy with 3 other kinds holdin onto her burberry […]