The worst places to live in Greater Manchester
My My My, There is an old saying of “You can only judge a s**t hole by what passes through it” …. aint it the truth! I have lived here for approx 18 months and it’s hell, this is not due to the area, facilities etc but the people. Salford City Council should be proud […]
Read More… from Eccles, you can only judge a sh*thole by what passes through it
I live in a little town called Blackrod which is a suburb of the **** capital Bolton. Our ***** are the kind that don’t have to claim dole as mummy and daddy pays for it all. They buy thier clothes at Hurleys and Mccy D’s does a roaring trade. The favourite haunt is the local bus stop […]
I’ve been working and living in Manchester now for the last 3 years and thankfully I’m finally getting the hell out with a long awaited transfer back down to London. Thank thee lord!! What can I say about Manchester? The ***** here really are something else. Manchester is a city with the highest rate of […]
Read More… from Manchester: A Chavy, Crime-ridden Blister With Ideas Above its Station
Well what can be said about the wonderful place called Whitefield? Hmm … Lets start with discussing the scroty little **** kids who hang around on the street corners drinking their white lightning. Since when has it been considered fashionable to wear fake trackie bottoms tucked into stripy socks with dirty trainers? and the ********* with their orange […]
Rochdale is the epitome of ‘Chavobilia’. Its got the lot, nylon hair extensions, girls called ‘Kylie’ and ‘Chardonnay’ (who resemble and sound like Lily Savage on a bad day!) and of course, the obligatory shell suit parade on Saturday mornings ‘down town’. The place is abysmal and has the effect of making you want to […]
Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There are absolutely no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it has a large teenage pregnancy percentage and a […]
Read More… from Westhoughton a ******-******** town in the armpit of the North West
Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There is absolutly no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it proberly has a large teenage pregnacy percentage and […]
Worsley is a village near Manchester where you can expect to pay between £500,000 and £1,000,000 for a house (I couldn’t afford to live there, incidentally). However, there is a slow infection of ***** happening there. Yobo’s hang around “The Green” where Russell Watson used to live, so that houses at that particular location are relatively cheap […]
I have to say that “Brinny” has to be the chaviest town ever. Brinny is isolated from Stockport, and Just as soon as you hit “Brinny Hill” you will come to no official sign that says what the area is, just a wall with the words “BRINNY” spray painted on it. Then as you go deeper […]
This is the place George Orwell warned us about. It is a cesspool of mutant youth clothed in Lacoste & Burberry with the quaint tradition of tucking manky trackie pants into equally manky socks making the scruffy Rockports seem incredibly oversized……just what is going on there. And what is it with pulling the baseball cap […]
The posh and expensive village of bramhall has been taken over by an army of *****. the usually quite and “law abiding” town which has some of the richest people in Engand living in has recently been host to huge amounts of ***** and huge amounts of police! These ***** have been going out every […]
Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]
Read More… from Heywood: it has nothing to offer anyone who is normal and decent
