Please come to Millom Cumbria, insular and ****** like something out of the bayou in the Everglades Florida, that was in the film Deliverence with John Voight! The ***** mainly hang amout the Bridge Cafe. After a pointless trip to nearby Barrow in furness to qualify for their Educational Maintainance Allowance at Furness College the […]
Category: Cumbria
The worst places to live in Cumbria
Barrow In Furness aka ********
Barrow In Furness aka “The ********”,what a dump and possibly the most **** populated town I have ever seen.Take a walk through the main street “Dalton Road” and see how many “LONSDALE” clad teenage ***** you can see in the 2 minutes it takes to walk through the shopping area.The sale of Staffordshire bull terriers […]
Penrith – **** heaven
Penrith what a lovely place until you actualy get there. Like Carlisle, Penriths bigger brother, Penrith has its own historical features like it s castle and well thats it. Penrith would be a nice place were it not for all the **** **** that infest the place. Penrith has its own **** factory known locally […]
Carlisle- Where we’re closed minded t**ts!
Ahh, Carlisle. The sights, the smells, the wonderful fast food outlets. And if you’re very lucky, on your visit to this historical town, you might NOT see the resident species. *****. They’re everywhere. Street corners, Mcdonalds, The Lanes seating area. Even Woolworths is ********. Experience the thrill of walking into town and having such colourful […]
Carlisle
O yes its carlisles turn, and b4 u ask i no the ‘irony’ of my name! For all you people who have constantly slagged off wigton HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TO CARLISLE. yes i realise wigton is full of ***** but come on look at this…. we have raffles, currock and harraby – or scarraby […]
Whitehaven
Whitehaven is a town of ****’s, not only today but years that have passed before without a name for it. I lived in Whitehaven in the days on the MRP yes you have it, “the Mirehouse (pronounced Mirus) Rave Posse”, the Whitehouse was in all its glory with balcony and fake statue of liberty. Queue’s […]
Penrith
Penrith, on the outside is a wonderfull town on the edge of the lake district, on the inside a crappy small little town full of wanabbe *****/framers. If you are not a **** or a farmer you are an outsider and feared by the local community due to your normalness (BE WARNED). Most of he […]
wigton, cumbria
Wigton is, upon first sight, a wonderful west cumbrian town, full of old Georgian buildings, no traffic, a wonderful place to live. wrong. west cumbria has a huge amount of *****, and wigton is no exception. my theory is, when UCB films opened that big factory, the funny smell (locally known as the wigton stench) […]
Bowness (Windermere)
This is a sad indictment of how ***** are spreading to all corners of Britain to ruin absolutely everyhwere. On a recent trip to the Lakes I was sat enjoying the atmosphere of children playing and humans and animals pleasantly interacting as handfuls of food were gently tossed to a host of swans and ducks […]
Workington is the armpit of Cumbria
Ah, I have noticed that an esteemed person has already noted Workington for its chavtasticness. Well, I think that it is my duty to the world to add to this. Simply Workington is the c**v armpit of Cumbria. Everyone knows that, they all congregate in their c**v-mobiles ever weekend by the bowling alley which is […]
Workington, West Cumbria
Simply the most **** place i have ever been to. Firstly there are skip loads of young teenage mothers, aka Kappa ******** for their love of Kappa branded clothing. They are unable to afford such brands as burberry and there aren’t any shops in Workington that actually sell such designer names. Secondly their brandy swilling, […]
Whitehaven
Ah…good ol’ Whitehaven where ***** and proud mulletiers can be found to be standing side by side insulting anyone who dares to look up from the chewing gum carpet that is the pavement. Yes, we all love Whitehaven…that is why I am going to write a **** guide to a day out in the wonderful […]
