Introduction In this report I have attempted to touch on some lesser known facets of the peripheral ****, as many of the common traits have been well documented by other contributions to this fine site. Background There is something about provincial towns that helps to breed a different brand of scally/****. In the case of […]
Category: Cheshire
The worst places to live in Cheshire
Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place between Warrington & Liverpool
Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between ****-capitals Warrington and Liverpool. Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don’t know about Chatham, but the origin of the **** in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or […]
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Crewe, Cheshire – **** Capital of the World
Once upon a time the south Cheshire town of Crewe was renowned for its position as undisputed capital of the nation’s railway industry, turning out a constant line of world-beating trains. Whilst this is now nothing more than a page in the history book, Crewe has a new product for which it is renowned – […]
Runcorn’s **** HQ:Castlefields centre-a typical day
Having read the description of Runcorn (posted 22/10) I felt I had to add a piece on the ultimate **** habitat, Castlefields centre. For those who have fortunately never been there, it seriously has to be seen to be believed. The typical **** day starts with dropping Demi-Leigh, Macauley, Saffia and Kevin Jnr at school, […]
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Crewe (Cheshire)
Crewe – A sceptic spot six inches up the ******** of England According to the tourist board, Crewe is a beautiful historic town set in the southern lowlands of Cheshire, with a rich heritage in the rail industry, an association that continues until today. That’s the bullshit. If you want the reality, visit the place. […]
Crewe (York City)
What Crewe lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality, it is only a small town, but it must have one the highest percentages of ***** (we call em scallies round here) in it’s population of any town in the country. Favourite past-times of Crewe ***** include: ******* around in their front yard with […]
Warrington- Cross Breed Central of the UK
I suppose the first thing to look at when considering the **** towns is location. And MY GOD i think Warrington could have THE ********* location in the whole of the UK, maybe even the world!!! For the humble Warratonian finds themselves Aqui distance between Liverpool and Manchester!!! Or Liverpeeewl and Manches-tor, as the locals […]
Warrington
Warrington has a population of 200,000 and at least 40% are certified ***** with the numbers still growing. I have spent several years studying this fascinating species and can now confirm that there are two distinct groups of scally in Warrington, the natural ***** and the wannabe ***** and my detailed study is outlined below. […]
Warrington
The amount of little ******* bograts that live in warrington nowadays is a ******* unfunny joke! They bowl round in ******* JD Sports gear with ****** Nike TN hats on with a *** thinkin that they are the shiznit. Warrington is a ******* mess… don’t go near it! […]
