callands is the **** corridor between snakey valley park and old hall, since the **** has arrived, since the **** plague has arrived are woods have been littered with used rubbers, sexually transmitted desieses have risen 25% and empty 2 litre bottle which contents of cider have been consumed. callands is a small area in […]
Category: Cheshire
The worst places to live in Cheshire
Congleton: what a place, what a disgrace!
Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]
RUNCORN – dont dis my home
YO PEOPLE, hold up! i see you baby… shaking your “****” stories all over my town, but wait one darn minute! there are 2 sides to every story and there are two sides to this town! take a look around my neighbourhood and you can see my £280,000 house with its pool and summer house! […]
CHESTER…home of the not so subtle ****
From beyond the city walls, chester appears to be a quaint pseudo tudor city. however, as you venture deeper into the heart of chester you pass Maccy-Ds, a bus stop, not to mention numerous shop doorways. here we find (in true david attenborough style!) the natural lurking ground of the city ****! a full range […]
Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire
Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire. Unfortunately Northwich is a fetid wasteland where mid-Cheshire dumps all its dirty chavers and peasants. It’s a real relic of a bygone age when the locals used to mine salt – now they all just sniff Colombian salt and fight with each […]
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Congleton, every silver lining has a cloud
Congleton – quaint and attractive south east Cheshire market town with a charter dating back to 1272. Population roughly 23,000 predominantly middle class professional types and relatively wealthy retired gentlefolk. Nestling between the Peak District National Park and the gloriously beautiful Cheshire plain, Congleton should be the ideal place to bring up a family or […]
Middlewich
Middlewich used to be one of those towns full of old people who were there for the peace and quiet, and young couples with small children who wanted them to grow up in a nice area. Well, the children did grow up in a nice area. In fact, they liked it so much, they wanted […]
Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town
I’ve lived in Winsford all my life, and apparently according to my parents it was once a nice, peaceful, prosperous town. But as with most towns, it has became infected. Several council estates were built, there are three all around my cul-de-sac. One ironically called ‘Mount Pleasant’ nicknamed ‘Mounty’ by the local *****. Another called […]
Read More… from Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town
Runcorn — home of the British Redneck
Are you English? Do you fancy Having a ride on your sister? dont want to move to Norfolk? Look no further, Runcorn is the place for you. There is a variety of **** here, not just *****, well all ***** just different kinds. There is the ****-pure ****, from Wiston, so they think they are […]
Runcorn (cheshire)
And it could have been such a nice day out… […]
Ellesmere Port is a toilet
Ellesmere Port is a ******* toilet. Perched on the edge of the Shell Stanlow oil refinery and other associated chemical works and toxic dumping grounds, it boasts a broad selection of the most indolent, ugly & stupid inhabitants you could ever hope to see. The town centre had a McDonalds and a KFC facing each […]
Crewe (Cheshire)
Crewe didnt invent the ****, it invented the townie. Townies have been roaming Crewe since the mid 80’s and although similar to ***** they have definate differences. Townies are typical louse ******** west end scratters, no cash, parents who dont give a ****, no job. until recently they were confined mostly to the leighton park […]
