The worst places to live in Cheshire
Warrington, ah where to begin. My first experiences I guess would suffice. I was born in 1993, in an area of Warrington called Orford. Only one letter off from being Oxford- but in terms of culture, architecture and economy- another world away.This perspective of course is tainted, ever since I moved ‘Down South’ I’ve thought […]
Read More… from Warrington: a town that will not be gentrified for a long time
Quite possibly the downfall of Wilmslow. The percentage of the population who are ******, uneducated and on benefits is horrifying. Strangely the locals deem it attractive to dye their hair on multiple occasions and sleep with their sisters. A fun game to play on this hell hole is too try counting the number of extra […]
I had a night out in Crewe six years ago and went to a nightclub, can’t remember the name but it wasn’t far from the station and you had to go downstairs to get in. What a complete ********, when I was leaving one of the bouncers grabbed me, no idea what for and never […]
Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]
Read More… from Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd
It is a fitting tome to Chester that even our ***** cannot compete with most others in the North West. Like the bars and clubs in the area, the scallies are nowhere near the scale and hardness of Merseyside or Manchester’s. Having grown up here, I remember that they used to be intimidating, and that […]
Sir/Madem Come to Chester to see the best **** **** inthe northwest, i have been spat at in the street and called just about all there mother could teach them. Yes we have the some of the best, hoods, sock head, that is the one,s that put there shell bottoms in they socks and some […]
I make no secret of the fact I hate ch*vs- I live in Sandbach, I have reason to. Situated near scally-capital Crewe, Sandbach is the dumping ground for those not poor enough to afford a house in Cre….hold on, no-one buys a house in Crewe anyway. That settles it then, the ch*vs are here just to piss me […]
Sale: a town yet to discover that a used dorito packet does not constitute contraception. Three things make Sale the place it is: the people, the town centre and the schools. Beggining with the people, one can easily understand why people lock their doors when driving from one end of washway road to another. The […]
Ah, woolston, what a delightful ********, i have the honour and privilage of being educated here. after 3 weeks i have decided that woolston definately isnt the place to be. The local **** society (the woolston boys) are a group of “people” i am yet to encounter, i have looked in the usual **** spots, […]
middlewich hmmmm Its full of the little ******* oh sure its a small place but there is constantly ppl getting beaten up down town . The main place for them is bull ring drinking cidar and smoking and out side the local tesco .Another common area for ***** is the booth lane sk8 park commonly […]
Now, if you were to say that Crewe is a ****/scally/townie ******** **** hole, you would be comiserated as people would think you live there, such an accurate description of the place you just gave. You see, there is an area of Crewe that falls under the post code of CW1. This is the breeding […]
Read More… from Crewe, you’d be commiserated if people think you live there
Sale is a festering blister that can be avoided on the way to Manchester, but most people use as a racetrack. It is a no-mans land between Altrincham and Stretford. The carbon monoxide dulled flotsam that drift aimlessly around it’s streets during the day, survive on a diet of sausage rolls and pasties. These pastry […]
