Easingwold is a small chaver town 13 miles from York, this place has a large number of ****’s, they congregate at a local gathering spot usually referred to as ‘Down Town’ this is in the market place. There are many groups of ****’s, there is one particular group called the ‘tom ball’ group, There is […]
Category: Yorkshire
The worst places to live in Yorkshire
Loftus, most families seem to be related and interbred
This is a definite **** town, being on the north yorkshire border with cleveland and basically being a human dumping ground for all the problem families that not even Middlesborough and Redcar can cope with. Popular spots for **** Sighting is the Town Square, Taberners Chippy, Zetland Estate and The Angel Pub, Loftus could perhaps […]
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Doncaster (Donn-eh)
Next stop on the world tour of South Yorkshire is “Donn-eh” or as it is known in the queen’s english, Doncaster. Most people will have passed through this place at some point in there lives – they are the sensible ones! Waiting around to change trains in the train station is bad enough but if […]
Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax, West Yorkshire!
Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax! The worst hole in the whole world – my girlfriend who comes from Bristol is often gobsmacked and she only sees it on a weekend when the yokels are dressed up! During the weekdays it is even worse. Those of you from big towns and cities, […]
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Barnsley
I just can’t believe no-one has nominated Barnsley so far!!! As well as the usual character descriptions and behavioural lack of variety of subject matter of the inmates of other suitable ********* such as Peterborough, Bradford and Wigan come the good people of Barnsley – lol, who were, alas, even further down the line when […]
Leeds
By day it’s a bustling shopping city, friendly enough, nice places to go to. By night it’s a **** town laiden with vomit, empty bacardi bottles and shouting twunts with a *** in one hand and the latest Jentina single stolen from HMV in the other hand. These charming people piss next to the kiosks […]
Sheffield
A quick tour of Sheffield, South Yorkshire Unfortunately most people leave sheffield because of the lack of real career opportunities present in the city, and to most people anything paying minimum wage is not seen as a long term “opportunity”. However in the “ned” mentality something which offers the opportunity for survival and reward without […]
Hull
It could be said that Hull is a total dump and would be better used for some sort of “Escape From New York” style prison without giving the local peasants a chnce to leave before building the 30 foot high, razore-wire topped walls. However this is unfair. How could such derogatory remarks be made about […]
Northallerton
Northallerton, like many other towns, was once a nice, peaceful, little town near the countryside. And then it all changed. From when council houses were filled up in the dozons, i had noticed the ***** f***ers crawling around from day 1. Carrying 10 inch knives around, terrorizing old ladies and toddlers to “look ‘ard” and […]
Hull (West)
Amongst the fishy smells that waft across that side of the city are to found your average ***** looking ***** kitted out in full head to toe Burberry with sovereign rings on each finger. They all came from the same mother and any male or female known to the family is simply known as Uncle […]
Meersbrook, Sheffield
Ahhhhh Sheffield, one of the greenest cities in the country, miles of woodland, over 50 parks and unfortunately a growing population of Britain’s underclass, *****. There are many places where they can be spotted, although the city centre is highly regarded as a hotspot. Here the ***** can congregate in many areas such as the […]
Bradford, West Yorkshire
Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north. You call em ****’s we call em scroats… different name, same ****. They swan around in their ‘George at Asda’ burbury caps, and Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver. They all hang around outside Burger King while the bird gets her tammys from […]
