The worst places to live in Yorkshire
I wrote an article about my home town of knaresborough and now i am writing about it’s hideously ****’d up neighbour STARBECK. Starbeck is situated between Knaresborough and Harrogate so you expect it to be nice right? WRONG! Starbeck is the **** ******** midriff of these two towns. Local hangouts in starbeck include Jacksons (cheap […]
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Not an obvious candidate for a top league sh*thole, York is nevertheless coming along nicely. Known here as scallies because the word **** to a York ****** is unpronouncable. The epicentre a.k.a breeding colonies for this particular species of ner’do’well are Tang Hall, Bell Farm and Chapelfields just outside the main city in Acomb. Although […]
Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north.You call em ****’s we call em scroats… different name, same ****. They swan around in their ‘George at Asda‘ imitation burbury caps, and Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver. They all hang around outside Index in’t Arndale Centre while the ******** gets her […]
I cannot believe that the official No1 **** town in the UK, Kinston Upon Hull, or “Ull” as it is fondly referred to by the *****, does not make it into your top ten list of iLiveHere. Hull to *****, is what the Sargasso sea is to eels, one endless spawning ground. The Petri dishes […]
A mear 20 miles from Leeds/Bradford and just down the A1 from the North east (washinton, sunderland, various other northern **** holes) the picturesque town of Knaresborough sits idle. The local **** population is relatively low or at least it was until the council built a ‘Jacksons’ super-market and a huge block of housing association […]
This is the cheap part of town, where fake DVDs, handbags and perfume can be bought by the fellow charver. It is over-run by this species and permanently stinks of piss which the ***** like to call “Cider”. Sheffield, The Moor: What more (excuse the pun) can I say? This is THE **** hangout. The […]
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Haworth, home of the Brontes, the famous literary family. Japanese tourists flock here to see the Bronte Parsonage (ahhh Blontees). Other tourists flock here to visit the famous cobbled main street, with olde worlde tea shops, pubs and cottages, ride on the steam railway and take a scenic walk on the moors. Sounds nice doesn’t […]
Even thought Kingston upon Hull is one of the top ten largest Cities in England most people are lucky enough not to know it exists. Hull is a City made up almost entirely of Council Estates and as such must have the country’s highest concentration of ****, a short drive around the City (Windows up […]
Another typical breeding ground for chavvism, what more can you say. In AD2004 you can divide this place into two categories:- 1) “****” (**** areas in the main town such as Kimberworth and greasborough) as employment prospects in the main town were based on steel, and 2) “Even worse” (outlying ex-mining villages like Maltby and […]
So where do i start with the Manor. An area that has already got a reputation for Chavsters up and down the land. The reason for this is the Traffic Cops programme on BBC1 which whenever it was wants to show an example of a hair-raising car chase, or the consequences of car crime then […]
Wakefield, the city of *****. A city steeped in medieval history and famous as ‘the merrie city’ **** central occurs on Sunday mornings in particular where the wakefield market is a magnet for burberry shell suit cladded ***** looking for a deal. The more descerning ******** sporting a Tommy Hellfinger top and parading around with […]
The Bradfordian author Robert Swindells once wrote a novel called ‘Brother in the Land’. Set in a post apocalyptic Shipley things looked pretty bleak. If you were to visit today you would be forgiven for thinking that this depressing tome is anything but a work of nonfiction. Shipley is a small nowhere town on the […]
