Brighouse in the West Riding is the strangest place to find chavness, with very few exceptions, all the surrounds of Brighouse are normal suburbs, with very few “rough” areas – it then is a surprise to learn that Brighouse town centre is the sort of ****-******** dumps that you would be better off avoiding. Known […]
Category: Yorkshire
The worst places to live in Yorkshire
Castle Market, Sheffield (AGAIN)….. Come friendly bulldozers
Newcomers to Sheffield Hallam University City Campus this year beware of Castle Market. Or the uninformed…… Buses calling at an equally dire area of the city centre called “The Moor” and “T’ Manor” (as it is locally known and both are covered hilariously well by other reviewers) pass through this area, where the wearing of […]
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Withernsea – or “Wiv”, as the ******* call it.
On the edge of the East Coast, in the area known as the East Riding, sits the little town of Withernsea, “Wiv” or the less popular Wither”en”sea as it is mispronounced by the *****. Withernsea became popular as a holiday destination amongst the Victorians in the 1800s with the arrival of the railway. At 127ft […]
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Hull
Absolutely everywhere. There is no escape from the **** in Hull. There are many ways to spot a ****, but the hardcore ****’s, those who really do spend every last penny on crack, smack, pills and dope, can be spotted from your ordinary ****’s. In Hull, ****’s come from an array of backgrounds, from your […]
Preston Road (Hull) ChavTreck – The next Generation
I have posted one story about one area within the ******** of England, Hull but I would like to draw your attention to another Estate within this god forsaken City. Preston Road Estate or “Prezzeee Roaud” if you live near this hell hole. The older residents would have you believe that Preston Road started life […]
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Bingley, West Yorkshire
A strange occurrence happens in the outwardly looking, boring but reasonable and middle class yorkshire town of Bingley, every weekend from 7pm on a Friday till 11pm on Sunday the ***** take over and consume the place like the plague. It would seem shocking if you had only visited during the week, but this is […]
Barnsley: Stone Age Theme-Town of the North
While there are many places on the outskirts of the town that seem to have escaped the fake-designer fallout that blankets the city centre, it must be remembered that these are properly reffered to as “towns other than Barnsley”. My own partner hails from the town and marked herself out as something special by fleeing […]
Bridlington: Beirut with Seaside Rock & Tattoo shops
A random patchwork of violent council estates and traveller sites by the murky waters of the North Sea, makes this town one of the worst places to live in England, even before the extra bonus of the entire Giro cashing population of Hull, Sheffield & Doncaster (three of the nastiest towns in the north) decamping […]
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Bransholme (Hull)
Bransholme, or BransHole as I prefer to call it, is one of the largest council estates in Europe and is situated in the ******** of England, Hull, or ‘ULL if you emanate from that region. In 1642 Hull became famous as Sir John Hotham closed it’s gates on King Charles and told the king to […]
YORK – Chavarama
Ahh – York. Arrive at the wonderful Victorian train station, walk up towards the Minster through the beautiful streets and many snug little pubs, and you feel as though you’re in heaven… but wait! The place is teaming with evil gangs of rat-faced charvers! You wonder if its only you who can see them, spitting […]
Shipley, West Yorkshire.
Shipley, home of the criminally ******** ‘juvenile delinquent’ ****. Shipley is a small town just to the north of the utter **** hole that is Bradford. It is almost entirely populated by *****. The town centre is a cultural black hole, filled with savage faced teen-**** mums pushing their semi-******** ****** kids around in search […]
Hull
Ah Hull, twitching ******** of the north and the ***** mecca. As we arrive at the filthy rail station we have our first taste of Hull – a taste like licking the floor of a bus. Observe the ***** near the local “teddies” amusements, spunking their giros and proceeds of Granny muggings into slot machines […]
