Grim doesn’t even come close to describing this insalubrious suburb tucked nicely inside Leeds’ **** sphincter. Dewsbury Road, the areas filthy main thoroughfare, cuts a sweeping arc through scenes of urban decay that wouldn’t look out of place in inner city Detroit. Dirty shellsuits and grubby underpants hang across streets of soot covered back to […]
Category: Yorkshire
The worst places to live in Yorkshire
HMP Hull ***** in Prison
A relative of mine has worked in Prisons over the country but he reckons those local to Hull are the most ****** in the UK. I used to live in Hull (I got a job so I had to leave) and believe me they really are taking over the world. To a **** from ‘ull, […]
Orchard Park, Hull
To the uninitiated, the name ‘Orchard Park’ probably conjures up images of a delightful leafy garden suburb in deepest Dorset. In reality however, the very utterance of these two words is likely to send most locals fleeing in abject terror. This **** ******** hellhole festers like an abcess in the decaying groin of a plague […]
Wakefield: a cultural wilderness of apish men and women in white stilettos
Wakefield’s claim to fame is that it is the Rhubarb Capital Of The UK. Seriously. Local are also proud to announce that Wakefield boasts two Mc Donald’s (yes, DOUBLE the job opportunities for most of our school-leavers), a cathedral (that makes it a city, you see, and as good as Manchester or Liverpool or London, […]
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Hull
Where does one start with “Hull”. Hull is a city that may have “potential”, however the ***** are making sure that it doesn’t. The one thing i’ve noticed with the ***** around hull is that they have no shame. They just dont seem to get how much of a brainless idiot they are. Let me […]
Hull
Hull is surely the **** capital of the United Kingdom, our ***** are of a very nearly intelligent breed aware of the challenges to their position from other subcultures and globalisaton. They proudly demonstrate their awareness of other subcultures by shouting “moshers” from moving vehicles at groups of moshers. “Mosher” meaning, of course, everything from […]
Huddersfield
Well, what can i say, despite that fact that this old former textile town is finding its feet and is being helped along by lots of expensive regeneration programs there are still certain areas that have been overrun by ********. Go down to Dalton, Waterloo, Moldgreen or Almondbury and you’ll see what i mean, they’re […]
Sheffield (Meadowhall)
Meadowhall. What an inspiration to the city this place was when it first opened in 1989. That was until a species of ‘human being’ took it over for themselves. The ****. For all of us unfortunate enough to have entered this ****-ridden, God-forsaken, *****-******** ********, you will easily be able to identify what I mean. […]
MEXBOROUGH
Mexborough would be quite nice if not for the roaming hoards of **** Huns wandering the High Street, where the market stalls hold court to the Fake-Burberried *******. The younger element gather here, where the ***** appear to think that being able to ride in a small circle on t’ BMX will impress the *********. […]
Bransholme, Hull
With more than a passing resemblance to some nightmarish Aphex Twin video, Bransholme was contructed back in the dark days of the cold war as an example of what the world may look like after a nuclear holocaust. Officially the largest council estate in the world (yeh take that Cabrini Green!), this far flung outpost […]
Castleford, where everybody is a blood relative of the person next to them
The proud products of a society built on the collapse of the mining industry and the welfare state, the ***** of Castleford adorn street corners like monuments to a town that was built up by their grandparents and subsequently destroyed by the next two generations. In a town where everybody is a blood relative of […]
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Sheffield – Woodseats, I have lived here for 18 months (by mistake)
I have lived in Woodseats for 18 months (by mistake – the estate agent told us it was ‘up and coming’, ********). It is completely thronging with *****, both ‘local’ from the Fraser estate and from such exotic outposts such as Low Edges and Jordanthorpe who come here in droves on the buses, tempted by […]
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