Normanton is part of the 5 towns of Wakefield, each as **** as each other

Is Normanton a nice place to live or is Normanton rough?

This little town is on the edge of Wakefield and undoubtably has to be one of the best towns ever. It is part of the 5 towns of wakefield, each as **** as each other, but with Normanton being at the top of the list. I can’t stress how bad this place is. Little 9 […]

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Keighley – the home of the genetically challenged

Keighley ‘The GateWay to Borstal’ is situated about 10 miles north of Bradford in West Yorkshire. With its beautiful 60’s landmark shopping centre and dire atmosphere of oppression and violence, who can fail to be charmed by the carefree dancing of chip-bags being tossed around the bus station on fetid breaths of biscuits, dogs and […]

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Hull

I guess i am lucky in the fact that i managed to escape the stinking ******** that is Hull a few years ago.God help all of you still trapped there. I worked as a store manager for a shop in Hull City Centre, and all the time i lived there, i have NEVER met such […]

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Ilkley!

Ilkley is a town that is full of want-to-be *****. They all speak like they think they own the place and are royalty but add a few ‘ya mums’ and ‘innits’ here and there. They are all in their trackie bottoms, gold creoles and gold sovereigns; yes you’re so very hard guys! In Ilkley, on […]

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Hull?

Ahh Hull, **** town of the North. Giro city, Incapacity benefit state of the UK – what a wonderful town for the hard working, honest man to live in….. amongst the burberry clad, cap on head (raised at 35 degrees for some unknown reason) **** with a gelled fringe glued to forehead and scarf over […]

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Selby is packed to the grubby chlamydia gills with utter dreck

Is Selby a nice place to live or is Selby rough?

Selby – Not too far from York and i believe once a busy mining and market town (it still has a very good Monday market). I admit i do not know too much about the history and before you all hang me I have met an abundance of locals who are genuinely nice people……. However, […]

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Sheffield-Nightlife

OOOOH well, what can i say, i have read many a funny article on **** centrals and towns heaving with discusting animal like characters however “tamworth” seems to amuse me the most. Hotspots for SHEFFIELD nightlife- Neiche (classy underground club for a “buzzin” time with almost definately drug vendors and lots of horrifically loud speed […]

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Keighley

Keighley (Skeefly) is now the home to literally hundreds of *****, who unashamadley take to the streets at lunchtime, to chat in their goups (usually consisting of one pram and 6 burbery caps). Their favorite ‘hang-out’ sopt appears to be the newly refurbished bus station. There they like to hide their cans of carling as […]

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Sutton Park (Hull)

Sutton Park – the lovely little private housing estate (unfortunately in the HU7 postcode are like Bransholme) where all neighbours get along – or it would be if it wasn’t situated next to Bransholme, and because the people off bransholme don’t like stealing from their own kind they bring their scaggy little arses over to […]

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