This not one town but an accretion of conurb that has malignantly grown on the **** of West Yorkshire. The name is slang in Leeds/Bradford and is not used lightly. It incorporates a triangular(ish) area from Halifax, Cleckheaton, Dewsbury and of course Huddersfield. As with the rest of the UK it has become a festering […]
Category: North East
The worst places to live in North East England
Crook- Abandon hope all ye who enter
Crook Vegas as it is affectionately referred to is a bleak **** hole somewhere in County Durham. Pram faced locals descend on the town centre to visit Greggs, Peters or shoplift wares from the ‘Original’ Factory Shop. Many of them reside in the delightful and scenic ‘Gaza Strip’. At weekends the streets are patrolled by rabid, […]
Bransholme/North Bransholme
Bransholme, home of teen age *****. […]
Darlington, during the day is when normal people dilute the arsewipes
****-filled during the day. ****-filled during the night. avoid this town if you dont know anyone who lives here! […]
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You know you’re from Chester-le-street when…
There are several things that make chester-le-street great and here are some of the main historical things that have happened in chester-le-street over its vast history.The town was originally called Concangis back in the days of the romans when it was first settled but eventually people saw the light around the year 700 and realised […]
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Knaresborough
Knaresborough a calm market town in the heart of yorkshire has now been invaded! The little ******** know as ***** like to hangout outside Jacksons next to the bus stop wearing tracksuits, but do not be worried all is not lost, YET as theses are only little ***** who give abuse to passers by and […]
Hull, OPE
Places to avoide in Hull, part one. When perusing through this wonderful city and it’s surrounding areas, one cannot help but notice what a total dunghole Orchard Park Estate is. Row upon row of badly built, prefab terraced houses and towering flats full of skag heads totally blot the wonderful landscape that is the East Riding […]
Meadowhall shopping centre (in Sheffield)
Meadowhall is a shopping centre on the Sheffield/Rotherham boarder built in 1989 on an old steelworks site. It got flooded in the big floods of 2007 and it was the happiest day of my life. Unfourtunately they made the mistake of fixing it back up and the place is bigger and chavvier than before! Basically […]
Keighley, Bradford, a sh*thole town
Keighley Centre, while the ******** gets her 3″ diameter hooped earrings from Lucy Lockets and lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse. They’ll be Grandmother ****, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate, with a *** in hand and a giro / disability benefit burning a hole in her […]
Doncaster
I have been reading people views about Doncaster. I totally disagree. I was born here. Majority of my family lives here. I am no *****, ****, or anything else. I am still at teenager. 15, almost 16. and i think that Doncaster is awesome, i would not move from here if someone paid me to, […]
Keighley a.k.a K-towwwwn
Well i live in good ole Keighley near Bradford. i must admit i am not proud to live there! Go to keighley and you can guarentee you will meet a **** within 2 minutes of your stay. usualy found outside the bus station with a pram, a ***, a can of beer, a druggie boyfriend […]
Doncaster (My town, the place to be)
Doncaster, well what do I say, I’ve read a couple of other peoples opinions of it but a lot of them are just a load of bullshit. I live in one of the roughest parts of Doncaster and I love it. I’m still at school I go to NDTC and it’s officialy the worst school […]