Jarrow, I know it’s a place to avoid, but seriously? No page?

Right, where to begin… Jarrow is a delightful little hole next to Hebburn (another one), Gateshead (another one), Simonside (another one) and South Shields (Has charvs, generally leave you alone.) It is impossible to determine the exact population of this cess pit as the rate of population growth is so great. We can only hope […]

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Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland

Is Ashington a nice place to live or is Ashington rough?

Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland, every other car you see on the road is either a Vauxhall (the *****’ and thicko’s vehicle of choice) or a Motability car of some kind (Usually either an Astra, Meriva, Zafira or a C4 Picasso), the ageing ***** vehicle of choice.  In the ten years […]

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Northallerton is a **** Town

There is a place, not far from **** Central uk (Darlington), that is an overspill for ****’s called Northallerton.  On the surface it is a nice little market Town, and actually offers some very good retail outlets and lots of nice eateries, it even has a Bettys Tea Room.  If you were to visit this […]

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Selby, it’s a culture shock to anyone from somewhere decent

Is Selby a nice place to live or is Selby rough?

Selby, what can one say, it is a culture shock, to anyone from Wiltshire or somewhere decent.This is probably the biggest **** hole on the planet.The knuckle scrapers are in the majority, and thick as doggy doo,along with loads of Poles who like fist fights, and ponsing around in BMW’s, or indeed anything German,[why do […]

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Ossett

The cente of the town has one pub, all the others have closed it is such a **** hole. The only passion is pissing about, vandalism, threatening behaviour, and ponsing up and down in those silly little hatchbacks.Christ, who would want to spend several grand on a bog standard Fiat or a VW, only to […]

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Goldthorpe in Barnsley is easy to get into, but hard to get out of

Is Goldthorpe a nice place to live or is Goldthorpe rough?

If you want to discover what life was really like during neanderthal times then jump on a train and head to Goldthorpe, this south yorkshire ******** from the stone ages is so behind times even the Wright Brothers would be stunned. but lets take a look at this Libyan-Twinned town and discover the people and […]

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Holmfirth

Holmfirth is a small town situated outside Huddersfield. It is ill served by transport links, but this potentially a good thing given the ‘people’ (and I use this term in the widest sense) who live here. If you manage to find a bus however, you might find yourself quite ill at ease with your fellow […]

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The four quadrants of Leeds

Is Leeds a nice place to live or is Leeds rough?

Now, Leeds. There’s so much talk about how much of a cosmopolitan city it is. How the city centre hosts so much dazzling architecture. How it is a melding pot of all sorts of cultures, world famous, a conglomerate of various lifestyles. In fact, a list came out a few years ago with the 50 […]

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hull

I agree with the opening posters view of Hull, it is a first class ******** and thats all it ever will be. I was fortunate enough not to have been born there so I do know the difference between good and bad, the cause of the degeneration of that particular cesspit lies firmly with the […]

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Bradford (where do I start?)

Is Bradford a nice place to live or is Bradford rough?

Bradford, West Yorkshire. Population 501,700 (the vast majority of which are *****, Asian drug dealers and partially disabled alcoholics on benefits). Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be enough words available in the English language to emphasise what a complete and utter f*****g s**t-hole this place really is. Apparently Bradford is the sixth largest city in […]

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