The worst places to live in North East England
Worst GCSE results in Britain during 2012, one of the highest unemployment rates, ***** football team and high welfare activity. The town should be in Yorkshire; the people of Burnley speak and act like a Yorkshire folk, it borders Yorkshire and has no place in God’s county – Lancashire. Turf Moore A.K.A. **** Morgue looks […]
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Wakefield, commonly abbreviated to Wakie, proud of its ‘city’ status but blind to its many faults. Nightlife, packed on a Friday and Saturday night, not with happy people having a fun night out, but with shirtless foul mouthed drunks significantly of two distinct types: the 18 to 26 year old male who after 2 pints […]
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South Shields has a housing stock that is crumbling from the outside in. Hence it is hard to understand why the town is called “affluent” by Wickipedia. The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting; other than that there is no noticeable means of making a living, since there is no industry and few offices. […]
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I know that many of my friends now seek new, exciting and unvisited places. Where you can view wonders and witness alien-like wildlife roaming the very streets of the places you visit. I scoff at their idiocy for do they not realise they themselves live in such a place themselves? For where is more un-visited […]
Scarborough, a quaint Victorian seaside resort on the Yorkshire Coast. It still has many of its Victorian features too, the Spa, the Valley Bridge, the obscure Rotunda museum where I used to spend hours as a kid and the Woodend Museum and Art Gallery too. It has a castle that dominates the headland like the […]
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A small Village on the outskirts of Chester-Le-Street, Pelton could be mistaken for a quiet, friendly miners village. However, at quarter past 3 (quarter past 2 on a wednesday) the hordes descend from Roseberry comp upon this **** ******** s**t hole to go home and get changed out of their “school uniform” (usually consisting of […]
Ahh badwaff, since the age of 1 I have lived in the neighbouring estate Fellgate, which is the ying to hedworths yang. With the Berlin wall like, River Dean separating the 2 estates, it was always a relief to see the orange glow by the riverside of the burning vauxhall astra and being thankful that […]
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Here in Chester Le Street, we take pride in our town. Chester Le Street Housing Estates: Fellside Meadows, home to the more middle class residents. Where the children springing from these people are up their own arses quite frankly. The either go to public school for the laughs and for the showing off, St. Leonards, […]
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How to begin? Firstly I am born and raised in Barnsley, a large portion of my post isn’t aimed at a large majority of the population which impressively has a large work ethic and standards. Once a mighty industrial, agricultural and coal mining town, this has rapidly descended into a venomous weeping hole of utter […]
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Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically. Home to the iconic Burberry factory… and so bad even the ne’er-do-wells are gagging to leave! This place started dying in the 1980’s, after the Tories shut down the mines, and anyone not on the dole left. Today, the town looks like a cross between a level from […]
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I’m not here to say Kingswood is a **** hovel, because it isn’t. I’m here to say what a nice place it is, the houses are built to a good standard. The pathways are relatively clean (paths are never going to be spotless are they? ). The people who live there, including myself, are well […]
I cannot believe that this scumhole of the North has not yet been recorded as one of the worst **** towns in the entirety of the U.K. Halifax is a town that has, or should I say, used to have, the reputation of an honest, working man’s town, with everyone living in harmony, with very […]
