Growing up in Thornaby all my life, I’ve had my share of beatings and thrashings. But Consider myself one of the lucky ones, friends of mine have been stabbed in the past. Thornaby is like most “bottom end” towns in england, including in-built ****** despencer and wall mounted blig machines (or though it seems). The […]
Category: North East
The worst places to live in North East England
Middlesbrough, If one town deserves…nay, pleads to be wiped from existence, this sh*tehole is it
If one town deserves…nay, pleads to be wiped from existence, this sh*tehole is it. For the geographically challenged, Boro lies to the South of Newcastle and Sunderland, hidden by a miasma of green noxious gas, presumably produced at the Joker’s lair in Billingham. Indeed this heavy industrial fog has given rise to the generic nickname […]
Leyburn
Q. What’s worse than a **** town? A. A town where ***** come on holiday. Ok, I admit there are resident ***** in Leyburn. Spend a Friday night in the back room of the Bolton Arms or in the King’s Head and you will find them. They are few. They are weak. But they are […]
Middlesbrough
Middlesbrough, truly the town that time forgot. Sometimes I half expect Doug McClure to come running round a corner being hotly pursued by neanderthals only in this nightmare they are dressed in tracksuits and cheap jewellery. Once you reach Middlesbrough you face the ordeal of having to enter it. Some say never go on first […]
Keighley
Hard to believe that Keighley was once one of Britain’s wealthiest and prosperous towns in days gone by. Since then, the town just seems to spiral into a hopeless decline. Although a lot of the town’s old heritage remains, there has undoubtedly been a shift in the emphasis of culture in the town and we […]
South Normanton, what a nice place to escape from!
South Normanton!! What a nice place to escape from! The standard **** & ******** can be found ******* around the “chippie” or outside the local public house (because the land lord thinks they are under 12 and he may get into trouble) using the best gutter language the likes of which you and I have […]
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Slap n Tickle the city of Riccall!!
Where to begin – Riccall – Officially a village but well deserving of a **** city title!! We have the fantastic amazing RSC – Riccall Service Crew who think they’re hard as ne thing however if u took them to the East End of London they’d panic and shat their pants!! Little boys who wanna […]
Hull- The Nest- Document one
Yes, the nest. The place were they all gather. They ARE the Apocalypse, the doom of mankind. No more to say then that they are utter assholes which think they are the masters of the universe, although I don’t think they even know what “Universe ” means. Yes, Hull or ” ull ” as they […]
Ripon
Ripon what a place! About 20 minutes away from harrogate (it’s rival turf) this little town or shud I say City as it is correctly known, sits quietly untill approximately 5 o’clock (or when ever school isnt on) when the ***** come out to play. Ripon along with Harrogate …etc is known as Posh land. […]
Middlesbrough
40% full of fatherless delinquints, you will get quite alot of decent boro folk, but once you venture out at night you will see the real underbelly of the beast. ****-girls dressed all proudly in their latest stolen white tracksuites following ******, uneducated, ugly and not to mention dirty male *****. one area, acklam living […]
Wakefield
Wakefield’s fine selection of ****-mobiles. Having read and agreed with the two existing posts about Wakefield, it came to me that there is one glaring omission. The main street (Westgate) on a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Normally this street is one of the main routes into and out of town. However, on these nights, it […]
Stockton on tees
Stockton on tees is a market town that dates back to the 13th century. You would think it would be quaint but quaint it ain’t. On the high street there are pubs every 5 metres and plenty of alleyways to throw up in after you have sank 20 pints in the happy hour. So, welcome […]
