Friends, darkest Huddersfield, that festers within West Yorkshire is a place that spawns some of the lowliest, most pitiful ***** this country has to offer, yet despite this they still suffer from ever increasing delusions of granduer (ranging from how many “peng a lengs” they have banged, to how fast their “souped up” saxo will […]
Category: North East
The worst places to live in North East England
Doncaster
well what can I say. You’ve seen it. Heard it and cheesed of with it. Doncaster is….yes indeed…. a ****** place to live. You only need to go out into town at night. Watch as the local beauties (flabby flesh pouring out from over tight short skirts….aging 60+ somethings in kids gear…one tries to look […]
a reflection of my time in **** hell: Dewsbury
I am now thinking back to a time in my life I have tried to supress with drink, drugs, relationships, work and by banging my head against the wall till i dribble, but nothing works. It was a foul time in my personal history; the time i spent in Dewsbury and Batly, west yorkshire, surly […]
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Teesside – The armpit of the North East
The teesside region of the North-East of England is one of those areas earmarked for regeneration over the next few years. This sort of information wouldn’t have meant much to me before I relocated to the pair of fetid rat testicles that straddle either side of the Tees, otherwise known as Middlesbrough and Stockton. There […]
Barnsley South Yorkshire
BARNSLEY once the home of coal (that black stuff that burned), this town is full of, mostly hard working decent people then there are places like Athersley, (and to make it worse there is a North and South) New Lodge, Kendry, Royston Wombwell and **** city of all the areas of Barnsley is Lundwood. People […]
South Shields, Near Newcastle
Charvers (thats the North East name but to most people it’s *****), they are the biggest drain on society the world has ever seen. Ever had your nearest bus stop smashed to oblivion? Or ever seen the tremendous amounts of chewy embedded into the ground of your local shopping centre? Yes. You can guaruntee a […]
Hatfield- the diahorrea of England
Hatfield, Shatfield, Crackfield, Whatever you want to call it, it all means the same thing… never mind the ******** of england, Hatfield is the Diahorrea. I moved here in the late 90’s, full of hopes and expectations, even got excited when I saw ‘The Galleria’ because it looked like a pretty cool place to hang […]
Sunderland (Why, God? Why!?!)
Where do we even start? * Fact: Sunderland was voted the 3rd crappest city/town in Britain. * Fact: The population of Sunderland, 283,090 (And growing thanks to the many pregnant *********), I would say about 80% are *****. * Fact: Our crime is poor too, sexual offences, violent crime and theft are all on the […]
middlesbrough
mmm.what can i say, a **** mecca at the moment, greggs the baker has shops on what seems like every street corner, with lots of vicky pollards ******* about with her fella to whom she has damnated another sprogg to the welfare state, baby bonds vouchers are no used to ***** in the boro unless […]
Darlington – What the **** happened?
Darlington, Darlington, Darlington. What a ********, what happened? used 2 be a fairly nice place i grew up there and then about 1999/2000 the Charvas appeared (and yes it is charvas we invented the word non of this **** ****). Now i live in leeds at the moment and admit i have a few charv tendencies […]
Mythomroyd is drowning in *****
I live in Mythomroyd..I cnt rlly say tht this is a big town and 99.99999999% of you will never of heard of it! Every day I count the ***** on my way to college, I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t upwards of 40 ***** each time I count! To be honest i puke my own **** up […]
keighley
I used to live in keighley and rented my house,Estate looked really nice however i started to get to know the area and found the we were plagued by a local car thief, drug addicts a prostitue and various other criminals.Every night the same criminals steal a car and dump it the police dont seem […]
