For no other reason than it is Newton Aycliffe. Popular **** haunts include ARGOS, GREEGS and anywhere near the DANDY CART pub. Its full of thick pigs, whose highlight of the week include getting on the number 15 and flocking in droves to BOYES dept store in Darlo and whipering outside M&S crying and wishing […]
Category: Durham
The worst places to live in County Durham
Chester le Street, County Durham
Chester le Street is full of Charvas (the original ****), more so than any place i have ever visited in the UK. Feeding your 2 month old ratchild a Greggs pasty is the healthiest thing i have ever seen. Go to the job centre and have a right laugh, as young ratboys try to steal […]
Darlington – What the **** happened?
Darlington, Darlington, Darlington. What a ********, what happened? used 2 be a fairly nice place i grew up there and then about 1999/2000 the Charvas appeared (and yes it is charvas we invented the word non of this **** ****). Now i live in leeds at the moment and admit i have a few charv tendencies […]
Darlington (update)
A short while ago i added Darlington as a **** town, and though this is true i mentioned that ***** like to **** themselve`s on the east coast main line. In the light of recent events of some school kids being ****** there, may i appologise to VOYAGER for any upset caused. As the saying […]
Stockton on tees
Stockton on tees is a market town that dates back to the 13th century. You would think it would be quaint but quaint it ain’t. On the high street there are pubs every 5 metres and plenty of alleyways to throw up in after you have sank 20 pints in the happy hour. So, welcome […]
Darlington, full of old men who still think they’re 20 but are closer to 50
A small market dwelling to big to be a village to small for a town. A dwelling full of old men who still think there 20 but are closer to 50. Woman who think the men are tough and hard because they can shout and swear in drink. Nice men who just go about there […]
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Brandon, Durham, do not park in the Co-op for your own safety
Charvers, charvers everywhere and not a normal person in sight. This is Brandon, the land of ****. The local youth club is one of the top hangouts for charvers, as well as the “Termo” bus stop along the street. White Lightning and alcopop bottles fill the bus stop, as well as the ever-increasing pizza boxes. […]
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Bishop Auckland
Bishop Auckland. A hideous and hell-like place. Or an amazing scientific site from which to study the bizzare breed of creature known as – the ****. {Known here as “Charver” or “Townie”}. See it as you will. As a person who has lived, or rather endured life, here all of my ****-ridden years, I prefer […]
Durham
Not strictly a town, but a small city of **** heaven. The bus station is likely your first stop on your tour, and any time, day or night you will find fine specimins of **** for your viewing displeasure. Typical genus include – “1 Punch tale ****” – The **** who invariably leans against the […]
Consett, typical example of a failed regeneration area
Once a thriving steel town, Consett is now a typical example of a failed regeneration area. I had the misfortune to visit friends living there, on a bank holiday weekend. With an overabundance of pubs and nightclubs crammed together in a small area, the favourite Consett pastime is to start a fight at closing time, […]
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Words fail me when it comes to describe Peterlee
Peterlee is wonderful. Words fail me when it comes to describe Peterlee. Affectionately known as ‘Mexico City’ because of the avant-garde architecture on the housing estates. Every single house has a sky dish bolted on the side. None works legitimately, everyone is on the fiddle/thieve/drug dealing. You can get virtually anything you want in this […]
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Darlington
Oh, how nice Darlington used to be. The Goths and Moshers used to have a quiet life. Now “Darlo” is probably one of the biggest ****-holes in the North East. High Row, Greg’s, Queen’s Street and “The Graveyard” are a few of the **** hotspots in the town centre, but to be honest, the buggers […]
