The worst places to live in County Durham
Welcome to Consett! The ****** rusty-old-trampoline furnished capital of the North. Once a thriving steel industrial town, now a graveyard for old trampolines, rusty bikes and old pissy mattresses. Thursday is flea market day, where most locals bring their gammy legs out for a hobble down Middle St. with the chimps for a flakey pasty. […]
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Darlington. I don’t know where to start – the cheeky little ***** on their BMX’s or the constant abuse non-straight-haired people receive on a day to day basis. Darlington isn’t a hell-hole, or bad, it’s just Darlington. Since moving from the South when I was a baby, growing up in Darlington was fairly normal, as […]
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Willington is a bleak sh*thole somewhere in county Durham. Times are tough here and this can be seen on a daily basis in the many pubs that line the main street with dole wallers sat at the bar drinking their many pints. Willington gets a bad name from its neighbouring village/suberb Sunnybrow where youths roam […]
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Gilesgate. A small s**t hole of an area just outside of Durham. Home too some of the most disgusting people you could meet. So we’re do I start? The people who live in Gilsegate are Mainly *****, drug dealers or ***** (yes I said it again). Don’t get me wrong there are some lovely people […]
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Langley Park is the village where the Co-op is considered ‘well posh,’ and where the hangout of choice for the local youth is behind the Spar, yes really, that’s their best choice. And by best choice, I mean the best place for them to ‘discreetly’ wait for somebody stupid enough to ‘gan in the shop’ […]
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It angers and saddens me a great deal to read the many obituries of once proud working and mining towns like Barnsley, Rotherham, Sheffield, Middlesbrough, Sunderland etc on this site. These were all places I was familiar with as a very young man back in the late 1970s and places I loved to visit and […]
Desolate. Windswept. Like a vision from Mad Max but with Greggs and discount shops as the pantomime baddies. Stanley suffers from an ideal location in the North East, which means its commercial doom. Once upon a time, Stanley had a commercial heart, albeit recovering from the Thatcherite industrial genocide that dispensed with the coalmines, shipbuilding […]
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Here in Chester Le Street, we take pride in our town. Chester Le Street Housing Estates: Fellside Meadows, home to the more middle class residents. Where the children springing from these people are up their own arses quite frankly. The either go to public school for the laughs and for the showing off, St. Leonards, […]
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Crook Vegas as it is affectionately referred to is a bleak **** hole somewhere in County Durham. Pram faced locals descend on the town centre to visit Greggs, Peters or shoplift wares from the ‘Original’ Factory Shop. Many of them reside in the delightful and scenic ‘Gaza Strip’. At weekends the streets are patrolled by rabid, […]
****-filled during the day. ****-filled during the night. avoid this town if you dont know anyone who lives here! […]
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There are several things that make chester-le-street great and here are some of the main historical things that have happened in chester-le-street over its vast history.The town was originally called Concangis back in the days of the romans when it was first settled but eventually people saw the light around the year 700 and realised […]
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Newton Aycliffe is pretty much unknown nationally, but within the North East of England, it is known as a land of milk and honey for **** folk. Walk through the historically important town centre designed & constructed using ***** building materials in the 1960’s & twinned with Beruit, Soweto & Hell, ***** immediately feel at […]
