The origins of the **** race is a hotly contested subject; many towns & regions lay claim to the accolade, & in true **** fashion – most of them are lying… However, I can reveal to you that the mother of Chavdom is Whitton (& it won’t come as much of a surprise that no-one […]
Category: West London
The worst places to live in West London
Leicester Square
Funny story about playing **** spotting. The one that normally plague my existence hang around West Drayton but on this occasion one strayed into The Big L…..I will tell you the story…. One fine day me and my other half decided to go to London, around Piccadilly etc, and for the journey we decided to […]
Twickenham conjures up idyllic walks by the thames, that is ********!
When someone say Twickenham the mind usually conjures up images of triumphant victories at rugby or walks by the thames or a nice place to retire. f*****g ********! I have had the misfortune of living in a really nice area of Twickenham for the past year however my life still gets invaded by the likes […]
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Hampton, well Dean Road anyway
Aaah Hampton, leafy middle-class suburb where I grew up and returned to with a young family. Hampton, as in Hampton Court, home of kings and queens down the ages. Hampton is part of the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, the smartest part of the capital outside the actual centre, where celebrities live by the […]
Hounslow
Hounslow High Street is THE birth place of ****, having spent 6 years at school in Hounslow I have watched the birth of Chavdom develop in leaps and bounds. Let us start with the first meeting place for all *****…Hounslow Bus garage. There you will see a wide variety of ****, from pensioner **** (yes […]
Westbourne Park, West London
Westbourne Park right in the heart of Notting Hill, You might think Notting Hill is posh but forget it – it’s **** Grand Central! […]
Fulham
After 3 years of overseas living, I returned to my old stomping ground of Fulham for a long weekend recently. Imagine my horror on discovering ‘knuckles’ of ***** swarming all over the place. Conspicuous by their ubiquity, audible before visible, braying laughs followed by hacking coughs distinguish this urban sub species…a perverted, low rent version […]
Hayes (and Harlington)
Hayes (in local tongue as “ayes”- Land of the Damned. My cursed luck for having to grow up there, I fled after leaving home for uni and now moved on thankfully. When you get near this dogpile on the A312 from the M4, you are welcomed by clouds of thick grey smoke and nauseous fumes […]
Wealdstone really is the ******** of Harrow
Wealdstone Town Centre – Adjacent to Harrow, now this really is run down. Councillors and shopkeepers constantly bleat that the anti traffic measures have ****** off what there is of the town centre. But why don’t they just dispense with political correctness and admit its the huge council estates that exist nearby and the ***** […]
Wimbledon
Wimbledon may be the home of such bastions of respectability as the All England tennis club and strawberries and cream, but the mushrooming population of chavsters bredding out of control all over saaaaaaaf london has infiltrated even this, the leafiest of London’s suburbs. Wimbledon Village, the old part of town with the boutique shops, tea […]
Richmond
Townies, Kevs, ****** ***** and Tea Leafs.. all in Pitcher & Piano or Slug & lettuceRichmond… what can one say about this hive of bacchanalian debauchery? What was once a beautiful riverside suburban town is now being overrun by *****, ****** and spides. They seem to populate the pubs and bars (that used to be […]
