The worst places to live in West London
Northolt (or Norfol_ as pronounced locally. They don’t exactly omit the final ‘t’ but substitute it with a letter of their own making; a letter that makes the sound of a ‘t’ indolently dropped on a bed of *** ends,used condoms and dummies) is twinned with Hayes and the two deserve each other. So banal […]
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Thorpe Park last week, the Underclass Hajj After several students from my halls of residence decided that Thorpe Park on their Fright Night – (the park stays open until 10pm and has some new Halloween themed rides) it would be a great day out, we booked tickets and hopped on the bus to the train […]
If Croydon is the spiritual home of the ***** then, for many, Wimbledon is their playground. “Merton’s Mecca” is only a convenient chavtram ride away and offers much for the sovereign ring lovers. Equidistant to the obligatory McDonalds and Argos are the steps outside the train station. Here RSPB (Royal Society for the Persecution of […]
2nd report from Hammersmith: You may remember me reporting this ******** a while back and slating the **** out of it. Well its now time for chapter two…. The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, *** pests and ***** (Only a handful of problems the local council face) […]
Oh Feltham, Feltham, Feltham! What a wonderful place. For years Feltham has been the original home of the ****. Teenage single mums, boys with more arrset warrants than GCSE’s and Nova’s and fiesta’a flying up and down the high street. And the high street is where all the fun happens. Directly outside The Small Tesco’s […]
Brent Cross. I went there in the midst of having Penumonia – I’m not proud of this; I was bored shitless. I was a coughing, pasty, heaving wreck. Suffice to say I fitted in quite well and even looked one of the more upstanding visitors that day. For those that don’t know, Brent Cross is […]
Ah Ruislip Manor the ultimate **** **** area, where the underaged dogs make their best attempt at ‘aaaaaaightine’ with the wonderful concrete tangoed foundation and the belt skirtsv with the wonderful slouch boots.Dont they just make their parents proud. The best trademark of the ruislip manor ***** its trying to get served cigs and alcohol […]
Once a fairly tidy town, where men and women could once easily stroll, saying hello to fellow Asfordians. Then my eyes opened up to the true horrors of living a decent life. […]
known by me, as Hammer”****”, this is one of the first major towns in London to be hit by the influx of **** and ethnic ******. I live just over the Bridge in a respectful town called Barnes, Unfortunately Hammer”****” is the closest place to visit for shopping etc., And what an unpleasant experience it […]
Ashford in Middlesex is a town just west of London and is under the flightpath of Heathrow airport. It really is chavtastic. We have a Greggs which seems to be the ***** meeting point along with the cheap supermarket in the high street. I dont know its name because I only shop in Marks & […]
Per Abigo Ad Astra (Through stealing, an Astra) […]
