I can’t believe someone has not already included this dump on which i have lived for about ten years. It has to be one of teh worst offennding **** area’s in the country. The estate uniform usually consists of a pair of adidas tracksuit bottoms and a nike puffa jacket, topped off of course by […]
Category: South London
The worst places to live in South London
Lewisham
Having had the pleasure of working in Lewisham for a couple of years, I am only too aware of its potential as one of the biggest ****-magnets in London. Located handily on the mainline railway into London, it offers a final **** staging post for the residents of Chatham, Gravesend, Bexley and the Medway towns […]
Welling (Near Bexleyheath)
What can be said of welling thats not already been said time over and again about other such suburban god awful **** **** holes. Well welling’s finest breed of Chavsters are a ******* nightmare, they constantly walk the streets ******* round what ever fast food branch they decide to shovel down thier dirty gobs. spiting, […]
croydon – a solution
there isn’t a lot that can be written about croydon that hasn’t already. yes, the place is a cesspit and yes it is getting worse. come 3 o’clock on a weekday the place turns into a zoo, with every wanna be rude boy, ****, ******** and bhangra boy trying thier best to be as loud, […]
Kingston Upon Thames
The local chamber of commerce describes Kingston as a bright, friendly and pleasant place for people to live and work – absoloute ****. If your idea of pleasant is being harrassed outside of “mackeydees” on any given night of the week because this is where some fool in the planning department decided that a bus […]
Catford- **** end of South London.
Quite why this benighted cesspool of South London Chavdom has thus far escaped documentation within these hallowed pages is perhaps a question only the ***** themselves would be able to answer- if it was texted to them in fluent *******, and they could be arsed to consider it. Catford is home to the subspecies of […]
Morden
I can’t believe there’s no entry on this site for Morden. Let me enlighten you…… Morden, Surrey is situated at the end of the Northern Line and is but a short drive in a souped-up Nova from the **** strongholds of Sutton (AKA Slutton) and Mitcham. The filthy ***** of Morden congregate in the main […]
I am sick of Croydon
oh god where do i start? when they’re not working in one of the shops they’re ******* about around those shops, or outside croydon college instead of inside learning, so that they can get out of that **** hole, and when they do they talk loudly in the library when theres a dozen better places […]
CROYDON
The Shitgift Centre (whitgift) Croydon Wheeling a robbery victim out of the Shitgift Centre who had had her 84yr old hip broken I heard the loving ******** mum of a 6yr old zooant* shout “Nathan! put your ******* hood up” It was raining. The zooant replied “why, mum? Is there cameras?” *zooant = a small […]
Croydon
I lost my virginity in McDonnalds in Croydon one saturday afternoon when I was about 13. Now I’m on TV almost every day, so it didn’t do me no harm. When I was a lad there were only 2 McDonnalds in Croydon. These days there’s about 5. If that’s not political correctness gone mad I […]
Croydon
Ahh, Croydon – king of all **** towns, famous for finishing in the Top 10 of the **** Towns and being the only town to feel “robbed” by their finish… A place famous throughout the UK for being a **** hole and got beaten by somewhere like Telford in it’s bid to become a ******, […]
South Norwood
I’ve lived a fairly sheltered life in terms of having no ****-like qualities and coming from a respectable area where we didn’t have any ****** neighbours… and then I got pally with a girl when I had to regularly phone the company where she was employed as a PA, we decided we should go out […]
