Having had the pleasure of working in Lewisham for a couple of years, I am only too aware of its potential as one of the biggest ****-magnets in London. Located handily on the mainline railway into London, it offers a final **** staging post for the residents of Chatham, Gravesend, Bexley and the Medway towns […]
Category: South London
The worst places to live in South London
Welling (Near Bexleyheath)
What can be said of welling thats not already been said time over and again about other such suburban god awful **** **** holes. Well welling’s finest breed of Chavsters are a ******* nightmare, they constantly walk the streets ******* round what ever fast food branch they decide to shovel down thier dirty gobs. spiting, […]
croydon – a solution
there isn’t a lot that can be written about croydon that hasn’t already. yes, the place is a cesspit and yes it is getting worse. come 3 o’clock on a weekday the place turns into a zoo, with every wanna be rude boy, ****, ******** and bhangra boy trying thier best to be as loud, […]
Kingston Upon Thames
The local chamber of commerce describes Kingston as a bright, friendly and pleasant place for people to live and work – absoloute ****. If your idea of pleasant is being harrassed outside of “mackeydees” on any given night of the week because this is where some fool in the planning department decided that a bus […]
Catford- **** end of South London.
Quite why this benighted cesspool of South London Chavdom has thus far escaped documentation within these hallowed pages is perhaps a question only the ***** themselves would be able to answer- if it was texted to them in fluent *******, and they could be arsed to consider it. Catford is home to the subspecies of […]
Morden
I can’t believe there’s no entry on this site for Morden. Let me enlighten you…… Morden, Surrey is situated at the end of the Northern Line and is but a short drive in a souped-up Nova from the **** strongholds of Sutton (AKA Slutton) and Mitcham. The filthy ***** of Morden congregate in the main […]
I am sick of Croydon
oh god where do i start? when they’re not working in one of the shops they’re ******* about around those shops, or outside croydon college instead of inside learning, so that they can get out of that **** hole, and when they do they talk loudly in the library when theres a dozen better places […]
CROYDON
The Shitgift Centre (whitgift) Croydon Wheeling a robbery victim out of the Shitgift Centre who had had her 84yr old hip broken I heard the loving ******** mum of a 6yr old zooant* shout “Nathan! put your ******* hood up” It was raining. The zooant replied “why, mum? Is there cameras?” *zooant = a small […]
Croydon
I lost my virginity in McDonnalds in Croydon one saturday afternoon when I was about 13. Now I’m on TV almost every day, so it didn’t do me no harm. When I was a lad there were only 2 McDonnalds in Croydon. These days there’s about 5. If that’s not political correctness gone mad I […]
Croydon
Ahh, Croydon – king of all **** towns, famous for finishing in the Top 10 of the **** Towns and being the only town to feel “robbed” by their finish… A place famous throughout the UK for being a **** hole and got beaten by somewhere like Telford in it’s bid to become a ******, […]
South Norwood
I’ve lived a fairly sheltered life in terms of having no ****-like qualities and coming from a respectable area where we didn’t have any ****** neighbours… and then I got pally with a girl when I had to regularly phone the company where she was employed as a PA, we decided we should go out […]
