What more can you say, than ‘Collierswood’! This up and coming **** town boast normal amenities for the lovely baseball capped pre pubic darlings. You have a variety of ‘Off Licences’ all which will happily sell ‘white lightning’ in bulk to anyone under 18. A pram and buggy shop, which stocks ever shade of burberry […]
Category: South London
The worst places to live in South London
Bromley
Ahh chavism has now enterterd a new dawn, at least thats what the last dawn said when commenting on garys latest affair! No but seriously, bromley is an ecclectic mix of posh and poor trying to be replicas of posh and becks. A popular gathering spot is the ‘new’ walkerbout’ pub, where many ***** like […]
Wimbledon
Wimbledon…every one thinks a posh South London suburb! You are wrong! It is the biggest dump from hell! If you are not robbed or knifed in the Centre Court Shopping centre, You will be on your way arund to the Cinema. It is a complete and utter sh*t hole which is surrounded by further dumps […]
BROMLEY
Bromley, Kent. Home of the insurance company which made popular the nodding dogs. Says it all. To most civilised people it’s an utter sh*t hole, but to the kings and princesses of **** it is paradise. Once there was a House of Fraser, now there stands a TK Maxx. If the souped up ****-mobile ain’t […]
Sutton
I live about 10 minutes from this God-forsaken pit of a town and to visit it is to find yourself trapped in a **** version of ‘village of the damned’. It is surrounded by a one-way system seemingly designed to stop anybody unfortunate enough to find their way in actually escaping, rather like flies in […]
Croydon= Chavdon
The January sales are here, and it seems the ***** feel a need to flock to the shops. The Allders sale is a big hit, with many-a-**** showing their true colours- fake burberry. The sales seem to appeal to the *****- ****** clothes at knock-down prices- safe blud. I get sick of watching the wiggers […]
Peckham
Like Catford, but not as upmarket […]
Sutton alias Slutton
This is truly a hideous place! God, even to bad to describe. The first thing that one notices as you wae out into the highstreet is the sea of baseball caps, nickelson shirts, kappa popups and bling. The high street starts at the top of hill with the trainstation(yuk) and meanders down to the bottom […]
Woolwich
Woolwich boys aren’t really that ****, infact they are more rude boy wannabe gangstas. However the girls maintain the hooped earing tracksuit wearing stereotype. Woolwich, SE18 is according to BBC london news britains poorest postcode with the most single mothers per head of anywhere in britain. Woolwich has a 6 day a week market, sunday […]
Welling
Welling is the certre suburban south east london **** ness. With 3 secondary schools, one a grammar school which attracts ‘brainy’ ***** and the other two both certified as failing by ofsted this place is **** central. It seems every person suports millwall (even though charlton is the local club) and claims to have rioted […]
Twickenham conjures up idyllic walks by the thames, that is ********!
When someone say Twickenham the mind usually conjures up images of triumphant victories at rugby or walks by the thames or a nice place to retire. f*****g ********! I have had the misfortune of living in a really nice area of Twickenham for the past year however my life still gets invaded by the likes […]
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Roundshaw nr Croydon
I can’t believe someone has not already included this dump on which i have lived for about ten years. It has to be one of teh worst offennding **** area’s in the country. The estate uniform usually consists of a pair of adidas tracksuit bottoms and a nike puffa jacket, topped off of course by […]
