If Croydon is the spiritual home of the ***** then, for many, Wimbledon is their playground. “Merton’s Mecca” is only a convenient chavtram ride away and offers much for the sovereign ring lovers. Equidistant to the obligatory McDonalds and Argos are the steps outside the train station. Here RSPB (Royal Society for the Persecution of […]
Category: South London
The worst places to live in South London
Bexleyheath aka a pile of ****
walking around the “town centre” many ***** walk pass either whislting or asking “ave ya got a spare *** babe” even thought i do have “****” the obvious answer is no, sorry and they walk on about to pounce on there next victim. ****, booze, fat chavy 13 year old girls are what **** boys […]
Beddington
This simply has to be said. Beddington is a wad of spit wedged dribbling between Croydon and Carshalton which is quite well known throughout the south of London. Arrive in **** style by bunking the tramlink to Ampere Way, step out and make absolutely sure you are wearing a dust mask. The smog in Beddington […]
Welling
Contrary to what is said by imature middle class twits Welling is no **** town for it is the home to hard working, honest people that have no time for snobery and idiotic posterings. Welling has problems with some of the kids but Bexley area is considered one of the safests in the country. No […]
Sydenham
Ah, Sydenham. Where to start… Well first off, its a bloody confusing place because there are 3 parts of it, all of which are quite randomly scattered and chavved up in very different ways. Generally they are known as Upper Sydenham, Lower Sydenham and Sydenham Hill. Right. Upper Sydenham. It’s a very very old town […]
Croydon
I realise this is not the first entry of Croydon but I thought I would add my own contribution, since my views on this matter are very strong. I would advise anybody who considers themself a Christian not to enter Croydon – any views you might have of everybody being equal, and showing compassion to […]
Bermondsey: full of dangerous Sarf London thugs
London Borough of Southwark enters the **** fray with this most dangerous bunch of tight knit ( ******) Sarf London shitbags. Do not go to Bermondsey , they will spot you, then they will **** you, the whole “community” will then close ranks. Their “football” team is the noble Millwall , that beacon of multicultural […]
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Sutton
Where can I start. I have had the mis-fourtune of living round sutton my entire life and would love to be able to tell you some uplifting information about the people but I cant. More commonly known as Slutton (3 guesses why?) it is surrounded by some of the chaviest areas known tho man i.e. […]
Oxted
Oxted the nice town in surrey, is supposed to be a lovely place to live. There’s master park for the kids, 5 charity shops for the elderly and tandrige lesuire pool for familes. However there is a much feared and dark side to the town. When the clock strikes 7pm the ***** come out to […]
Sydenham
Oh yes the beauty and glamour of sydenham, the place to be seen. If you’re a ****. All you have to do is get off the train at Penge East station and welcome to Chaville! You don’t have to go far to find the best **** hang outs, as soon as you walk out of […]
Croydon
Ok well what can i say about croydon that hasn’t already been said? The inhabitants of this ‘Souf london’ town like to think they live ‘in the ghetto’, although for half of them the closest they’ve been to a gun is a spud gun, or a bb gun. Areas like thornton heath aka ‘da heaf’ […]
Penge, soon as you see the Railway Bridge you’ve doomed yourself for life
The word “Penge” comes from an old anglo-saxon term meaning “the end of the woods where the pigs are fed”. With the ancient forests of Norwood to the west and that which surrounded the now equally horrible Sydenham to the North, and with the astonishing amount of pigs inhabiting Penge, this meaning has secretly prevailed. […]
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