Bromley, Kent. Home of the insurance company which made popular the nodding dogs. Says it all. To most civilised people it’s an utter sh*t hole, but to the kings and princesses of **** it is paradise. Once there was a House of Fraser, now there stands a TK Maxx. If the souped up ****-mobile ain’t […]
Category: London
The worst places to live in London
Sutton
I live about 10 minutes from this God-forsaken pit of a town and to visit it is to find yourself trapped in a **** version of ‘village of the damned’. It is surrounded by a one-way system seemingly designed to stop anybody unfortunate enough to find their way in actually escaping, rather like flies in […]
Croydon= Chavdon
The January sales are here, and it seems the ***** feel a need to flock to the shops. The Allders sale is a big hit, with many-a-**** showing their true colours- fake burberry. The sales seem to appeal to the *****- ****** clothes at knock-down prices- safe blud. I get sick of watching the wiggers […]
Harold Wood
Harold Wood, a nice looking urban town of Havering, then darkness falls. I arrive home from work, on the train to fight my way through the crowd of ***** that reside at the train station, always watching my back as I leave the station to hear abuse being thrown at the commuters, or the empty […]
Peckham
Like Catford, but not as upmarket […]
Highams Park
What people forget is that just like animals, the **** can commonly be found nearest the nearest suitable food source. Highams park is literally awash with second rate pizza joints, Kebaberys and half arsed burger places that serve up cullinary delights to keep the ***** skin oily and shiny – which also compliments their heavily […]
Sutton alias Slutton
This is truly a hideous place! God, even to bad to describe. The first thing that one notices as you wae out into the highstreet is the sea of baseball caps, nickelson shirts, kappa popups and bling. The high street starts at the top of hill with the trainstation(yuk) and meanders down to the bottom […]
Woolwich
Woolwich boys aren’t really that ****, infact they are more rude boy wannabe gangstas. However the girls maintain the hooped earing tracksuit wearing stereotype. Woolwich, SE18 is according to BBC london news britains poorest postcode with the most single mothers per head of anywhere in britain. Woolwich has a 6 day a week market, sunday […]
Welling
Welling is the certre suburban south east london **** ness. With 3 secondary schools, one a grammar school which attracts ‘brainy’ ***** and the other two both certified as failing by ofsted this place is **** central. It seems every person suports millwall (even though charlton is the local club) and claims to have rioted […]
Leicester Square
Funny story about playing **** spotting. The one that normally plague my existence hang around West Drayton but on this occasion one strayed into The Big L…..I will tell you the story…. One fine day me and my other half decided to go to London, around Piccadilly etc, and for the journey we decided to […]
Twickenham conjures up idyllic walks by the thames, that is ********!
When someone say Twickenham the mind usually conjures up images of triumphant victories at rugby or walks by the thames or a nice place to retire. f*****g ********! I have had the misfortune of living in a really nice area of Twickenham for the past year however my life still gets invaded by the likes […]
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Roundshaw nr Croydon
I can’t believe someone has not already included this dump on which i have lived for about ten years. It has to be one of teh worst offennding **** area’s in the country. The estate uniform usually consists of a pair of adidas tracksuit bottoms and a nike puffa jacket, topped off of course by […]
