Penge, soon as you see the Railway Bridge you’ve doomed yourself for life

Is Penge a nice place to live or is Penge rough?

The word “Penge” comes from an old anglo-saxon term meaning “the end of the woods where the pigs are fed”. With the ancient forests of Norwood to the west and that which surrounded the now equally horrible Sydenham to the North, and with the astonishing amount of pigs inhabiting Penge, this meaning has secretly prevailed. […]

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Brent Cross

Brent Cross. I went there in the midst of having Penumonia – I’m not proud of this; I was bored shitless. I was a coughing, pasty, heaving wreck. Suffice to say I fitted in quite well and even looked one of the more upstanding visitors that day. For those that don’t know, Brent Cross is […]

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Ruislip Manor

Ah Ruislip Manor the ultimate **** **** area, where the underaged dogs make their best attempt at ‘aaaaaaightine’ with the wonderful concrete tangoed foundation and the belt skirtsv with the wonderful slouch boots.Dont they just make their parents proud. The best trademark of the ruislip manor ***** its trying to get served cigs and alcohol […]

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Collierswood

What more can you say, than ‘Collierswood’! This up and coming **** town boast normal amenities for the lovely baseball capped pre pubic darlings. You have a variety of ‘Off Licences’ all which will happily sell ‘white lightning’ in bulk to anyone under 18. A pram and buggy shop, which stocks ever shade of burberry […]

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Hammersmith

known by me, as Hammer”****”, this is one of the first major towns in London to be hit by the influx of **** and ethnic ******. I live just over the Bridge in a respectful town called Barnes, Unfortunately Hammer”****” is the closest place to visit for shopping etc., And what an unpleasant experience it […]

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Bromley

Ahh chavism has now enterterd a new dawn, at least thats what the last dawn said when commenting on garys latest affair! No but seriously, bromley is an ecclectic mix of posh and poor trying to be replicas of posh and becks. A popular gathering spot is the ‘new’ walkerbout’ pub, where many ***** like […]

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Ashford middlesex

Ashford in Middlesex is a town just west of London and is under the flightpath of Heathrow airport. It really is chavtastic. We have a Greggs which seems to be the ***** meeting point along with the cheap supermarket in the high street. I dont know its name because I only shop in Marks & […]

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Wimbledon

Wimbledon…every one thinks a posh South London suburb! You are wrong! It is the biggest dump from hell! If you are not robbed or knifed in the Centre Court Shopping centre, You will be on your way arund to the Cinema. It is a complete and utter sh*t hole which is surrounded by further dumps […]

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Edmonton

Edmonton is caught between Enfield to the north and Tottenham to the south. Its trashier than enfield but was classier than Tottenham – note ‘was’. Edmonton is now full of eastern European *****, Serbians who wear Burberry. Of course you’ve also got the fake-jamaican gangster-rejects with their bling-bling and their sovereign rings – **** culture […]

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Whitton

The origins of the **** race is a hotly contested subject; many towns & regions lay claim to the accolade, & in true **** fashion – most of them are lying… However, I can reveal to you that the mother of Chavdom is Whitton (& it won’t come as much of a surprise that no-one […]

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